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Lindsay Lohan Surprise Guest on Lost Finale
Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2010
Lohan Smoking Again
Contrary to earlier reports that Lindsay Lohan was found dead on the red carpet in Hollywood earlier this morning, we can happily confirm she is alive and her career is getting a much needed boost.
In a bold move to boost ratings for the Lost series finale, ABC studios has contracted Lindsay Lohan to portray a female Smoke Monster. Ms. Lohan will be battling the island’s evil smoke monster for dominance of the island.
The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain a few stills of the series finale. In this scene, during an alternate reality sideways flash, you can see Lindsay transforming into the smoke monster. Lindsay is headed to a posh night club to listen to her favorite DJ Sam.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
Who said Lost jumped the shark. I can’t wait for Lindsay to battle the smoke monster. Thank God she isn’t dead like earlier reported.
LOTGK said
And her magical smoke monster shoes. Imagine the beatdown she would give MIB.
Gumby said
Especially if the smoke monster was Sam Ronson.
LOTGK said
Now that would be an epic battle.
FreakSmack said
She’s alive! That means I don’t have to get drunk with Courtney Love now… Better than winning the lottery!