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Archive for April, 2010

Thought Screen Helmet For Your Pets

Posted by LOTGK on April 30, 2010

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A Public Announcement To All Thought Screen Helmet Wearers:
Even though you wear your thought screen helmet religiously, it doesn’t mean you are entirely safe from alien abduction and / or alien domination. As we all know, the evil aliens become quite angry when the telepathic link has been severed by wearing a properly constructed thought screen helmet lined with velostat. When they notice the interruption they immediately go to the source to investigate.

Upon inspection, the aliens will look for other means of control and your pets are the next logical step. Using their telepathic mind control, the aliens will infiltrate your pets thoughts. Once they have control over your cat or dog, while you are safely sleeping in your bed at night, they will command your pet to jump up on the bed and claw away at the helmet until it is removed. Once it’s off and the wearer is now exposed to telepathic thought control, the aliens will pounce and assume control.

The Grassy Knoll Institution has the solution. Introducing Thought Screen Helmets for your pets.
Your move evil aliens. Your move.

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Lost In The Twilight Zone Update – Finale

Posted by LOTGK on April 27, 2010

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Lost In The Twilight Zone Update 04/27/2010

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There is no new Lost episode tonight offering the perfect opportunity to publish my final ABC Lost / Twilight Zone correlation update. The ABC Lost finale airs Sunday evening May 23rd.

Some Background Before We Proceed:
The Twilight Zone was a classic science fiction television series created by Rod Serling that aired from 1959 to 1964. Each episode intertwined the supernatural with topical moral events in today’s society ending with a twist convoluting the outcome. I argue that the same can be said about ABC Lost. The castaways are more than just stranded on an island. There are mysterious forces at work of powers unknown. And just like the Twilight Zone, a twist is inserted in the story convoluting the outcome.

The Twilight Zone had a standard format. Each episode began with a prologue, usually with the host, Rod Serling doing the voice over introducing the characters and setting. At the end of the show, Serling would offer up a final narration of what the viewer just witnessed.

Tonight’s format will be different than previous updates. Instead of intensely comparing a single Twilight Zone episode to Lost, we will lightly review seven episodes. Instead of a lengthy comparison of all seven episodes, I will leave judgment in the hands of the viewers only pointing out the obvious.

Tonight’s Offerings Are:
The Odyssey Of Flight 33 – Original Airdate – 2/24/21961
Shadow Play – Original Airdate – 05/05/1961
It’s A Good Life – Original Airdate – 11/03/1961
Queen Of The Nile – Original Airdate – 03/06/1964
Stopover In A Quiet Town – Original Airdate – 04/24/1964
Little Girl Lost – Original Airdate – 03/16/1962
The Bewitching Pool – Original Airdate – 06/19/1964

Once you see the similarities of both programs, you will quickly realize that Lost is a modern-day Twilight Zone.

The Odyssey Of Flight 33

Monologue:
You’re riding on a jet airliner en route from London to New York. You’re at 35,000 feet atop an overcast and roughly fifty-five minutes from Idlewild Airport. But what you’ve seen occur inside the cockpit of this plane is no reflection on the aircraft or the crew. It’s a safe, well-engineered, perfectly designed machine, and the men you’ve just met are a trained, cool, highly efficient team. The problem is simply that the plane is going too fast and there is nothing within the realm of knowledge or at least logic to explain it. Unbeknownst to passengers and crew, this aeroplane is heading into an uncharted region well off the beaten track of commercial travelers. It’s moving into the Twilight Zone. What you’re about to see we call The Odyssey of Flight 33.

Synopsis:
Global Airlines flight 33, typical flight from London to New York. An hour into the flight the Captain and crew notices the plane is acting strange. Its picking up speed and they cannot stop it. They fly into some sort of barrier and are thrown back in time. They spot dinosaurs on the ground that confirms their belief. The captain attempts to repeat the incredible speed increase in hopes of returning to the present. The captain succeeds but finds they didn’t travel far enough and find themselves looking down over the 1939 New York Worlds Fair. Being low on fuel, the captain informs crew and passengers that he is going to attempt one more time to reach home and for everyone to remain as calm as possible.

Epilogue:
A Global jet airliner, en route from London to New York on an uneventful afternoon in the year 1961, but now reported overdue and missing, and by now searched for on land, sea, and air by anguished human beings fearful of what they’ll find. But you and I know where she is, you and I know what’s happened. So if some moment, any moment, you hear the sound of jet engines flying atop the overcast, engines that sound searching and lost, engines that sound desperate, shoot up a flare or do something. That would be Global 33 trying to get home — from the Twilight Zone.

Lost Tie-In:
Lost began, or perhaps ended on a fateful plane ride. We all know what happened. The plane crashed, bizarre events happened to them, including time travel and so far just like in the Twilight Zone, they are still searching for home.

Shadow Play

Monologue:
Adam Grant, a nondescript kind of man found guilty of murder and sentenced to the electric chair. Like every other criminal caught in the wheels of justice he’s scared, right down to the marrow of his bones. But it isn’t prison that scares him, the long, silent nights of waiting, the slow walk to the little room, or even death itself. It’s something else that holds Adam Grant in the hot, sweaty grip of fear, something worse than any punishment this world has to offer, something found only in the Twilight Zone.

Synopsis:
Adam Grant was a man convicted of murder who tries to convince the judge and jury that he is living a nightmare, that everything around him is just an illusion that keeps repeating over and over. He states that the judge, attorneys, and jury are merely players in his dream. The judge asks why he is so concerned of dying if its only a dream and Grant says because since having this nightmare, he hasn’t been able to get any sleep because he always wakes up screaming. He tells his attorney to go home and what he originally thought was for dinner will be something else. What Grant said is true, and the attorneys friends discuss the matter and perhaps get a stay of execution on the lines of insanity. Alas, the call to the governor arrives to late and Adam Grant is electrocuted. The next day, the same events occur once again, Grant in court going through the same motions, except the characters have assumed different roles.

Epilogue:
We know that a dream can be real, but whoever thought that reality could be a dream? We exist, of course, but how, in what way? As we believe, as flesh-and-blood human beings, or are we simply parts of someone’s feverish, complicated nightmare? Think about it, and then ask yourself, do you live here, in this country, in this world, or do you live instead in the Twilight Zone?

Lost Tie-In:
This connects to my virtual reality theory precisely. Men and women in a captured audience, going through the motions of an execution hearing. One man (Desmond) realizes that everything is an illusion and tries to convince the rest of the people (Castaways) the same. Grant is not completely successful and the pattern repeats itself yet again in hopes that finally someone will come to his aid and rescue him from this nightmare.

Sound like Desmond!!! Desmond is living this nightmare. He now realizes that it is some sort of dream, an illusion, or virtual reality, and he sets off to help not only himself, but the other castaways to help them all wake up from the same shared nightmare.

Its A Good Life

Monologue:
Tonight’s story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a map of the United States, and there’s a little town there called Peaksville. On a given morning not too long ago, the rest of the world disappeared and Peaksville was left all alone. Its inhabitants were never sure whether the world was destroyed and only Peaksville left untouched or whether the village had somehow been taken away. They were, on the other hand, sure of one thing: the cause. A monster had arrived in the village. Just by using his mind, he took away the automobiles, the electricity, the machines – because they displeased him – and he moved an entire community back into the dark ages – just by using his mind. Now I’d like to introduce you to some of the people in Peaksville, Ohio. This is Mr. Fremont. It’s in his farmhouse that the monster resides. This is Mrs. Fremont. And this is Aunt Amy, who probably had more control over the monster in the beginning than almost anyone. But one day she forgot. She began to sing aloud. Now, the monster doesn’t like singing, so his mind snapped at her, turned her into the smiling, vacant thing you’re looking at now. She sings no more. And you’ll note that the people in Peaksville, Ohio, have to smile. They have to think happy thoughts and say happy things because once displeased, the monster can wish them into a cornfield or change them into a grotesque, walking horror. This particular monster can read minds, you see. He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion. Oh yes, I did forget something, didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster. This is the monster. His name is Anthony Fremont. He’s six years old, with a cute little-boy face and blue, guileless eyes. But when those eyes look at you, you’d better start thinking happy thoughts, because the mind behind them is absolutely in charge. This is the Twilight Zone.

Synopsis:

A 6-year-old boy named Anthony normal looking in every way, but looks are deceiving. Anthony is a monster with supernatural powers. Whatever he wishes, happens. All he has to do is think of something and it happens. The townsfolk walk on egg shells in hopes of not angering Anthony. They don’t know if he destroyed the state of Ohio or the entire world. Anthony made cars go away, makes the townsfolk live without electricity and television programs. He controls the weather and even what supplies can be found at the local grocery and supply store.

The townsfolk are frightened of Anthony and keep telling him that he is good because if Anthony is displeased, he will wish that person away to the cornfield never to be seen again. Anthony hears a dog barking, and he doesn’t like, and sends the dog to the cornfield.

Life continues like this for some time until a birthday party where Dan, who is drunk, can’t take Anthony anymore and stands up to him. He calls Anthony a monster and tells the other adults to stand up and kill Anthony from behind. No one acts. Dan is sent to the cornfield.

Because Anthony is angry at what has happened, he makes it snow outside. His father tells Anthony that the snow will kill off half the crops. But as the adults look on, worried smiles on their faces, his father smiles and tells Anthony in a horror-tinged voice, but it’s a real good thing you did Anthony. A real good thing. And tomorrow…. tomorrow’s gonna be a… real good day!”

Epilogue:
No comment here, no comment at all. We only wanted to introduce you to one of our very special citizens, little Anthony Fremont, age 6, who lives in a village called Peaksville in a place that used to be Ohio. And if by some strange chance you should run across him, you had best think only good thoughts. Anything less than that is handled at your own risk, because if you do meet Anthony you can be sure of one thing: you have entered the Twilight Zone.

Lost Tie-In:
Ok, everyone sees that the Smoke Monster is Anthony. Old Smoky has supernatural powers just like Anthony. he has his people frightened to death just like Anthony. Anyone that displeases Smoky, gets destroyed, sort of like getting sent to the cornfield. People rise up and revolt against Smoky, only to get destroyed.

The Lost island, an island that cannot be seen and is in unknown waters, sounds a lot like Peaksville, Ohio. Only Peaksville exists to the townsfolks. There is nothing beyond the city limits.

I hope you are beginning to see the similarities of Lost and the Twilight Zone and how the writers used these scenario’s to write and feed off for their show.

Queen Of The Nile

Monologue:
Jordan Herrick, syndicated columnist whose work appears in more than a hundred newspapers. By nature a cynic, a disbeliever, caught for the moment by a lovely vision. He knows the vision he’s seen is no dream; she is Pamela Morris, renowned movie star, whose name is a household word and whose face is known to millions. What Mr. Herrick does not know is that he has also just looked into the face–of the Twilight Zone.

Synopsis:
Noted cynic columnist Jordan Herick prepares to interview the famous actress Pamela Morris known for her extreme beauty and vitality. Many ask her what her secret to staying young is. The interview takes place at the home of Pamela Morris. Jordan meets an old woman and assumes it is Pamela’s mother. The old woman speaks up and claims she is the daughter of Pamela. Jordan thinks the old woman is senile.

Pamela comes down and Jordan sees her and falls in love with her. During the interview which turns into flirtatious conversation, where Pamela reveals her dark secret. She produces a small Egyptian scarab beetle. She claims it has the power to drain the life force from other people and transfer the life force to herself enabling her to stay young and healthy forever.

Jordan finds this ridiculous but wonders why she told him this information. He suddenly realizes that he has been poisoned and attempts to escape but to no avail. He falls dead in the house. Pamela uses the scarab to suck the life force from Jordan reducing Jordan to a pile of dust.

The episode ends with another young columnist arriving to interview Pamela, starting the cycle once again. It is implied that Pamela is actually Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt, and that she has been existing this way for centuries.

Epilogue:
Everybody knows Pamela Morris, the beautiful and eternally young movie star. Or does she have another name, even more famous, an Egyptian name from centuries past? It’s best not to be too curious, lest you wind up like Jordan Herrick, a pile of dust and old clothing, discarded in the endless eternity of the Twilight Zone.

Lost Tie-In:

In this episode, we have the Egyptian mysticism that is so prevalent on Lost. And a woman who doesn’t age that goes by another more famous name, Cleopatra. Richard Alpert from Lost doesn’t age. And if you take the initials from his first and last name, RA, you get the Egyptian Sun God, Ra. Coincidence, we think not.

Stopover In A Quiet Town

Monologue:
Bob and Millie Frasier: average young New Yorkers who had attended a party in the country last night, and on the way home, took a detour. Most of us, on waking in the morning, know exactly where we are; the rooster or the alarm clock brings us out of sleep into the familiar sights, sounds, aromas of home and the comfort of a routine day ahead. Not so with our young friends. This will be a day like none they’ve ever spent, and they’ll spend it in the Twilight Zone.

Synopsis:
A married couple wake up in a strange house. They only remember that they both drank too much at a party the night before. On the way home, a large shadow had appeared over their car and followed them. As they explore the house, they find its fake, cabinets glued, the appliances mere props, sort of like a doll house. All of a sudden they hear a child’s laugh. They go to explore and find the town is all fake as well, right down to the trees on the lawn. They are the only people in town.

The couple become nervous and begin questioning where they are and thinks that perhaps they are in Hell dying in a car crash the night before. Just then they hear a train whistle and rush to the train station thinking they finally found a way out of the town. Smiling, they board the train and are relieved when the train starts moving and heading out-of-town. After a few minutes the train comes to a stop and they realize it went in a circle and they are back where they started.

Rejected, they leave the train and head back into town and are pursued by the large shadow that followed them into town and again they hear the child laugh. Its revealed that the shadow is a giant alien child who abducted the couple from Earth to be pets.

Epilogue:
The moral of what you’ve just seen is clear: if you drink, don’t drive. And if your wife has had a couple, she shouldn’t drive, either. You might both just wake up with a whale of a headache, in a deserted village, in the Twilight Zone.

Lost Tie-In:
This episode introduces the alien influence to the castaways of Lost. The child is playing with them, putting them in multiple scenario’s at her whim. They appear to be in control, but they are not. They are trapped in the virtual reality lab.

When the couple tried to escape, they failed, just as the castaways have attempted to escape the island. They always wound up back on the island where they began.

And the twist, as I have been stating for six years, is the introduction of the aliens at the very end of the series, pulling the strings, running the show.

Little Girl Lost

Monologue:
Missing: one frightened little girl. Name: Bettina Miller. Description: Six years of age, average height and build, light brown hair, quite pretty. Last seen being tucked into bed by her mother a few hours ago. Last heard–aye, there’s the rub, as Hamlet put it. For Bettina Miller can be heard quite clearly, despite the rather curious fact that she can’t be seen at all. Present location? Let’s say for the moment–in the Twilight Zone.

Synopsis:
A couple, Chris and Ruth, are awoken by the distant whimpering of their little girl, Tina. The couple get up to investigate when they hear their dog barking. They find Tina’s bed empty but they can hear her crying. The parents look everywhere for Tina but can’t find her.

The father can hear Tina crying and her voice has a strange echo sound to it. He tells his wife that although they can hear Tina, she is no longer with them. All the while the dog is barking wildly in the back yard. The father calls his friend who happens to be a physicist to help find Tina. He lets him in the house and the dog follows. The dog (Vincent) runs to Tina’s room and under the bed. In an instant, they dog is gone as well but can still hear it barking.

The physicist examines the ball behind the bed and discovers a portal to another dimension. A dimension that sometimes runs parallel together with their own. They plan on using the dog to guide Tina back to the portal and to safety but it doesn’t work. The father then leans into the portal and falls into the other dimension. He lands hard and he sees a bizarre place, quite unlike his own, where things are turning upside down and inside out at the same time.

The father sees the dog and Tina and tries to guide them back to where the portal is. He is afraid to move an inch in fear of not finding the portal again. He hears the physicist tell him to hurry up. Finally, after a tense few minutes, he grabs Tina and the dog and is pulled back to the other side.

The physicist explains that he was telling the father to hurry because the portal was closing in on him and he was actually between dimensions and if he would have stayed a few more seconds, he would have been caught in both dimensions.

Epilogue:
The other half where? The fourth dimension? The fifth? Perhaps. They never found the answer. Despite a battery of research physicists equipped with every device known to man, electronic and otherwise, no result was ever achieved, except perhaps a little more respect for and uncertainty about the mechanisms of the Twilight Zone.

Lost Tie-In:
Another dimension, a portal to another place. That is right up the Lost castaways alley. The Lost crew has been tossed through time and space countless times ending up who knows where.

About the father in between dimensions. This depicts Desmond. He is living in both dimensions, this is how he can see what is happening in the other time lines and seems to know what is happening in the future.

The Bewitching Pool

Monologue:
A swimming pool not unlike any other pool, a structure built of tile and cement and money, a backyard toy for the affluent, wet entertainment for the well-to-do. But to Jeb and Sport Sharewood, this pool holds mysteries not dreamed of by the building contractor, not guaranteed in any sales brochure. For this pool has a secret exit that leads to a never-neverland, a place designed for junior citizens who need a long voyage away from reality, into the bottomless regions of the Twilight Zone.

Introduction to a perfect setting: Colonial mansion, spacious grounds, heated swimming Pool, all the luxuries money can buy. Introduction to two children, brother and sister: names: Jeb and Sport, healthy, happy, normal youngsters. Introduction to a mother: Gloria Sharewood by name, glamorous by nature. Introduction to a father: Gil Sharewood, handsome, prosperous, the picture of success, a man who has achieved every man’s ambition: beautiful children, beautiful home, beautiful wife. Idyllic? Obviously. But don’t look too carefully; don’t peek behind the facade. The ideal may have feet of clay.

Synopsis:
Sport Sharewood and her brother Jeb live in a big, expensive house, but their mother is cold, insensitive and self-centered; their father is kinder, but still a distant and preoccupied businessman.

While Sport and Jeb are sitting by the pool, a young boy that looked like Huckleberry Finn pops up from the deep end of the pool and invites them to follow him. Scout and Jeb do indeed follow him diving underwater. When they surface, they find themselves in a simple rustic homestead. They see kids swimming. laughing, having fun, and playing. It is the complete opposite of their real home life. It is considered the ultimate paradise, where the children are always loved.

A woman appears, calls herself Aunt T, and explains that there are many children whose parents don’t deserve them. But soon, sport and Jeb return home to find their parents didn’t even notice they were gone and are divorcing. They race back to the pool, dive in, and escape back to Aunt T and the other children.

Epilogue:
A brief epilogue for concerned parents. Of course, there isn’t any such place as the gingerbread house of Aunt T, and we grownups know there’s no door at the bottom of a swimming pool that leads to a secret place. But who can say how real the fantasy world of lonely children can become? For Jeb and Sport Sharewood, the need for love turned fantasy into reality; they found a secret place – in the Twilight Zone.

Lost Tie-In:
This was the Twilight Zone’s final episode. It wasn’t planned as the last episode, so there was no build up to a finale as there is with Lost. However, it is an excellent episode to end with.

The pool is an analogy of then island. The escape hatch is the hatch on the island, or perhaps the secret portal Ben uses to travel to and from the island as well through time and space. When the children do escape, they find an idealic scenario, exactly what children want. Laughing, playing, games, fun all day, candy. Almost as if someone read their minds and constructed a perfect play ground for them.

As we first witnessed the others in their cabins and huts living peaceful, with book clubs, cooking brownies, and tossing the football around, the citizens were at peace. When they returned to the real world, they found that they didn’t really fit in there anymore and longed to return back to their island. Just as Sport and Jeb did.

Submitted for your approval. A Lost theory formulated six years ago before most of the cast of characters were introduced. A theory that slowly unfolded revealing more and more of its whole as if a puzzle were being pieced together. As season six comes to an end, my theory is laid out in all its glory, in full view, for all to see.

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Vikings Draft 2010 – Submitted For Your Approval

Posted by LOTGK on April 26, 2010

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Mr. Brett Favre, a 40 plus year old, two hundred twenty three pounds of a man, who left a second chance lying in a heap on an artificial splattered canvas at the Superdome in New Orleans. Mr. Brett Favre, who shares the most common ailment of all men-the strange and perverse disinclination to believe in a miracle, the kind of miracle to come from the mind of a little boy, perhaps only to be found… in the Metrodome.

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Its been a long time since I last updated Viking Thunder. Ever since those lousy cheating bastard referee’s prevented the Vikings from advancing to the Super Bowl. (Damn, there goes three months of anger management out the freaking window!) But here I am, looking forward to the upcoming 2010 season, the 50th season of the Vikings. Could the big “5 O” be the lucky number? (All I got when I turned 50 was an application to join AARP so don’t count on it fans.)

But I digress. In all honesty, the Vikings are poised to make another deep run into the playoffs again this year. Its so cliche to say that all the pieces of the puzzle are in place, so I’m not going to say it. In fact, I am looking at some cracks in the Vikings armor.

Crack number one, Ray Edwards. Rays upset at the NFL and its no-cap year making him ineligible as a free agent. Mind you, this is no fault of the Viking organization, yet Ray refuses to sign his tender offer and has stated he will not participate in any off season activities. I know its a business Ray, but you are a part of the union. You and your peers voted for the rules enforced. You must adhere to the rules. Suck it up Ray, swallow your pride, and get yourself ready for the upcoming events. (Its not like you had double digit sacks or anything last year. Or any year you have been in the league)

Crack number two is a real crack. E.J. Henderson was injured at the end of the season and his return at the beginning of the 2010 season is in question. EJH was a key player in the defense. It will be very hard to replace him if he cannot return this year.

Crack number three and four come as a pair. Pat and Kevin Williams are still battling the Star Caps four game suspension from 2008. If they lose their case, they will sit the first four games leaving a huge gap in the defensive line.

Crack number five. Chester Taylor has left the backfield and signed with the rival Chicago Bears. Taylor was a perfect fit for the Vikings, an excellent third down back, and a good change of pace for Peterson. He will be sorely missed, especially on picking up the blitz on third down.

Crack number six. Bryant Mckinnie and his lack of effort at the NFL Pro Bowl game. I believe this behavior will follow him into the 210 season.

Crack number seven. Adrian Peterson! What! What kind of bad press can Peterson have? Well, he led the league in fumbles last year. Instead of being humble about that chink in his armor and asking the coaching staf for help to correct it, he states that it isn’t a big concern for him and that he will correct it before the season begins. (Sigh!)

Crack number eight is in the form of a major injury. Starting corner Cedric Griffin sustained a serious knee injury and is working his way back. Hopefully he will be ready for the season.

Crack number nine wears number four. Brett Favre will be 41 years old come this 2010 season. In 2009, he was in the eye of the perfect storm. Everything was perfectly in place for him to succeed. And he didn’t disappoint compiling the best season of his career. The Vikings were one play away from advancing to the Super Bowl. One play! Will Favre be able to crank it up yet again for 2010? If not, Tarvaris jackson and Sage Rosenfels will once again compete for the starting job.

Crack number ten was the signing of free agent Lito Shepard. Not the player, but he was the only significant player signed. No back up plan if Favre decided to retire. No replacement for Chester Taylor who left. No replacement for E.J. Henderson if he can’t make it back this year.

Certainly the 2010 draft would address these issues. Of course talk of Tim Tebow on the Vikings radar dominated the water cooler conversations plus Jimmy Clausen and Taylor Mayes, and a host of other prospects were rumored to be the choice picks for the Vikings. Instead, the Vikings charted a different course. Below is the path less traveled.

The Minnesota Vikings heading into the 2010 NFL draft, needed help at Defensive back, Defensive line, Running back, Quarterback, Offensive line, and special teams. At pick number 30, the Vikings opted out of the first round trading their first pick to the Detroit Lions for the 34th pick over all and a flip of choices in the 4th and a 7th round pick.

Chris Cook (CB)

The Viking first pick was Chris Cook, a cornerback out of Virginia. With Cooks size (6 foot 2 inches) weight, (212 pounds) and speed, (4.46 forty speed) he will certainly contribute to the team right away. Especially with starter Cedric Griffin being sidelined with a major knee injury, the Vikings need to shore on the corner position. Just looking back at last season when Winfield was sidelined, the defense took a major hit.
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Toby Gerhart (RB)

In the second round, the Vikings moved up to select Toby Gerhart, running back out of Stanford. Gerhart is no Chester Taylor, however, he is very capable to carry the ball. He had over 1800 yards and 28 touchdowns in 2009. Gerhart will be a good addition to the backfield and will see significant playing time especially at the goal line. As an added bonus, he rarely fumbles.
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Everson Griffen (DE)

After sitting out the 3rd round, lightning struck for the Vikings. Everson Griffen, a first round talent, dropped into the fourth round and the Vikings selected him immediately. Griffen needs a little tutoring to take his game to the nect level. There is no better teacher than Jared Allen to show him the ropes. With Ray Edwards unhappy with his contract status, Griffen is a perfect fit.
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Chris Degeare (OT)

With the loss of lineman Artis Hicks, the Vikings filled his roster spot with offensive tackle Chris Degeare from Wake Forest. Degeare is raw and needs plenty of instruction, but as a 5th round pick, he is worth the risk.
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Nathan Triplett (LB)

Minnesota Gopher Nathan Triplett didn’t have to go far when he heard his name called in the draft. Triplett will add depth to the linebacker position with Henderson still healing but special teams will be his claim to fame for the next several seasons.
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Joe Webb (QB)

The sixth round saw the Vikings go off the road map and select quarterback Joe Webb from UAB. Webb is a raw talent with exceptional size and speed at the QB position. However, he has zero chance of making the team at that position. Look for him to be converted to receiver.
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Mickey Shuler (TE)

Mickey Shuler (TE)

Mickey Shuler, the Penn State tight end, selected in the 7th round, is a capable receiver and blocker but it will be tough to see field time with Shiancoe, Kleinsasser, and Dugan in front of him. Unless he really steps it up, he will not make the roster.
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Ryan D'Imperio (LB)

Ryan D’Imperio from Rutgers is listed as a linebacker but will see all his playing time on special teams. And lets face it, the Vikings need all the help they can get on special teams. D’Imperio is fast for a linebacker and can excel on coverage on punts and kickoffs.
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The draft is over, and I will admit that at first I did not agree with the selections the Vikings took. I saw Taylor Mays available in the second round and also watched them pass over Colt McCoy in the third round. However, after looking over the Viking picks, they filled the voids of several key positions and stock piled for the future. But let us not forget, the time is now for the Vikings. Favre is not getting any younger. Nor Pat Williams. Perhaps 2010 is the year the Vikings can achieve something they have yet to accomplish.

Brett Favre, age forty, quarterback of the Vikings. Successful in most things but not in the one effort that all men try at some time in their lives—trying to win the Superbowl again. And also like all men perhaps there’ll be an occasion, maybe a summer night sometime, when he’ll look up from what he’s doing and listen to the distant music of a calliope, and hear the voices and the laughter of the people and the places of his past. And perhaps across his mind there’ll flit a little errant wish, that a man might not have to become old, never outgrow the parks and the merry-go-rounds of his youth. And he’ll smile then too because he’ll know it is just an errant wish, some wisp of memory not too important really, some laughing ghosts that cross a man’s mind, that are a part of the Metrodome.

SKOL VIKINGS!

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Chicken Planks – Broadway 49 Cafe

Posted by LOTGK on April 25, 2010

Broadway 49

Inside the New York City Crowne Plaza Hotel sits the Broadway 49 lounge. It is not a complete service restaurant, just bar food type food. However, I found myself sitting there and ordered some chicken planks and french fries. In a few minutes my order was paced on my table.

The chicken tenders were surprisingly good. They were hot, lightly breaded, juicy, and seasoned just right. I hate when the batter is thick and the chicken is wafer thin. The proportion for these tender was good. The fries were hot, well cooked, and tasted good. A pickle, tomato, lettuce, and some dipping sauce was added. A diet Coke completed the order. What you see is exactly what I was expecting to see. And that’s usually a good thing.

The service was adequate, the waitress friendly, and the food was good. The cost was $15 dollars which in New York City is acceptable.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3 out of 5 shots and recommends Broadway 49 Cafe for dinner.

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