Irish Leprechaun Legend

End Of The Rainbow

Paddy O’Toole – Leprechaun Extraordinaire
The Irish legend of Leprechaun’s and their pot of gold isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. As the legend goes, Leprechauns are magical imps who live in the forest. They are expert shoe cobblers and hoard their money in the form of gold coins at the end of the rainbow.
With any legend, sometimes you get the bull, and sometimes you get the horns.

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A Tall Texan In Ireland

A Texan on vacation walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinking fools. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.” The room goes quiet and no one takes of the Texans offer.

Old Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?” asks Paddy. The Texan answers, “Yes,” and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately, Paddy goes into action and downs all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer and the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, “If ya don’t mind me asking, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”

Old Paddy Murphy replies, “Aye, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”

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Sexy Irish Ninja’s

Irish Ninja's - Hotties In A Half Shell

They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team.
They’re heroes in bikini’s and they’re green.
When the evil Wedgie attacks,
These Ninja girls don’t cut him no slack!

Teenage Bikini Ninja Girls
Teenage Bikini Ninja Girls

Meet the Irish Ninja Force. (INF) A secret sect of the Irish government rarely talked about and almost never seen. Until now!
You Are Welcome!

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An Irish Catholic Dog

Sean Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day his faithful dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked Father Patrick, “Father, me dog is dead. Could you please be sayin a mass for the poor creature?”

Father Patrick was taken back and replied, “I’m afraid not Muldoon. We cannot be having services for an animal in the church. Dogs don’t have souls. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin what they believe in. Maybe they’ll do something for your dog.”

Muldoon was dejected and hung his head down low and said, Well then, I best be gettin right over there Father. Do you be thinking $5,000 dollars is enough to donate to them for the service?”

Upon hearing this Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary and Joseph Muldoon, Why didn’t you be tellin me your dog was Catholic?”

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