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Birdman Of Alcatraz Found
Posted by LOTGK on March 7, 2010
During a routine repair on the South wall at infamous Alcatraz island prison, incredulously an intact giant alien skeleton was unearthed by construction workers. The skeleton found was approximately 36 feet in length when laid out on a concrete slab and is estimated to have weighed 1200 pounds with flesh and blood. A handful of sightseers on Alcatraz island at the time were treated to a rare sighting of actual proof of an alien race.
The skeleton was named “The Birdman Of Alcatraz due to it’s unique bone structure of the nose. The Grassy Knoll Institute is in the process of offloading the giant alien for transport to a secret West Coast laboratory for genetic testing in hopes the skeleton will reveal a biological weakness for humankind to exploit against them.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Debbie K said
OK, when – and how true?
Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe… but there are limits!
LOTGK said
This morning, as the world was preparing for the 82nd Academy Awards ceremonies, the Grassy Knoll institute was hard at work to keep humankind safe.
Gumby said
Exactly how were you hard at work? That’s the real conspiracy!
LOTGK said
Although it may appear I am not doing anything at all, I am very busy at the molecular level.
Anti-christ said
These great fallen giants were only the first wave of the carnage to be bestowed upon humanity.
LOTGK said
And we kicked their assess.
Susanne said
Fake! How could a perfect skeleton be unburied from the walls of Alcatraz and be in that perfect condition. Impossible.
LOTGK said
It was encased in a 3 inch thick plexiglass coffin. The bones were perfectly preserved and debris free.
Evil-Lep said
No one there seems interested in the amazing discovery of a giant alien skeleton proving that we are not alone in this world. If it had a jeweled silver glove on one hand, then you would see excitement.
LOTGK said
That would be a thriller if it did.
Ian ives-dean said
How come this is the first time i’ve heard about this why has it not been in the news. I hear of things about aliens on different web pages but never hear about them on any of the news media groups. Please can some one help thanks
LOTGK said
Because the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute never sleep. We span the globe in search for all news and conspiracies.
John Smith said
The cover up is huge on this one, nice work unearthing an incredible find. I’ve had a feeling about this one, giant aliens hellbent on our race’s ultimate destruction, it’s nice to finally have some proof. I get most of my real news here, can’t say enough for the members of this conspiricy breaking powerhouse team.
LOTGK said
John, if that is really your name, thank you for reading and commenting on the Grassy Knoll Institute. This site is exactly for people just like you.