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Tiger Woods Mistress #16 Revealed
Posted by LOTGK on December 17, 2009
Elin's Going To Kill Me
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Mistress #16 on the Tiger Woods hit list surfaced last evening in Boca Raton, Florida. Paparazzi sources claim the woman to be at least 50 feet tall. Grassy Knoll Institute alien investigators (No, we aren’t aliens, we just investigate them, and only the ones not of this Earth) were called to the scene and quickly confirmed that this woman, judging by the size of her discarded bra hanging from the side of the building, does indeed belong to the race of giant aliens attempting to take over the world and enslave humanity.
Tiger has a lot of explaining to do.
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
Wasn’t expecting a giant alien in a Tiger Woods update. But hell, he’s slept with all the women on this planet, he’ branching out.
LOTGK said
Not only that, but he’s sleeping with the enemy.
Gumby said
Forgot to ask. Did you find any 2X4′s in the room?
LOTGK said
LMAO!!!!
No, he didn’t fall in.
Anti-christ said
Anna Nicole Smith is back from the dead.
I told you.
LOTGK said
A zombie Anna. How could you tell the difference?
Ben Back 1942 said
I wonder if Elin and her identical twin sister ever switched for a time or two.
LOTGK said
I wonder if Tiger ever lobbied for it?
Opti-Gal said
So thats where I left my Victoria Secrets bra.
LOTGK said
Prove it Opti-Gal?
Eddy said
Thank god Brittany Murphy wasn’t one of his hoes.
Max Jackl said
He’s toast. He really is. Look for a suicide watch on his ass.
LOTGK said
Maybe not suicide, but its a good thing he plays golf really well because his endorsements are drying up quickly.