Original Thought Screen Helmet Wearers
Posted by LOTGK on November 6, 2009
The Grassy Knoll Institute has long suspected that Catholic nuns were the original target of the evil race of aliens stealing and controlling our very thoughts. The aliens plan was to control the nuns that teach and shape the children of the world and make the nuns cruel and abusive to the children.
However, due to a unique Catholic nun habit design, (The ergonomic curve of the habit bounces back the telepathic waves) the evil aliens telepathic rays become erratic and interrupted leaving the nuns non-influenced in any way by the aliens.
If this is true, then what are the Nuns fucking excuse!!!
Disclaimer: It is not a known fact if Catholic nuns habits are lined with velostat material or not.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL