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V – The Visitors – Sexy Aliens
Posted by LOTGK on November 4, 2009
V Is For Visitors And Victory
The Grassy Knoll Institute was not fooled by the 29 giant alien space ships hovering over the worlds major cities last night at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. We knew straight away (We’re rocket scientists) that the sexy alien spouting eternal peace and health to all was all a ruse. We know for a fact that the Visitors are an alien race bent on the obliteration of the human race and enslaving the survivors to a lifetime of servitude to the whims of Anna and her cohorts.
Last week, in the wooded area of Spokane, Washington, the Grassy Knoll Institute captured a sleeper cell V alien. During a fierce battle the V’s fingers were cut off as it was performing a patented Three Stooges eye poke maneuver. (Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk) Before the V alien died, it spilled its guts revealing the plan of annihilation to humankind.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
Peace! There can be no peace.
LOTGK said
From Independence Day. Nuke the bastards!!!!!
Zoning In Zorro said
But the aliens were not giants, just Anna in the projection on her space ship to the cities of the world. She and the other visitors are out height.
LOTGK said
ZIZ, thats what the Visitors want you to think. They are controlling your thought processes with telepathy lulling you into a sense of peace. Until they strike and destroy the Earth just as they destroyed Dubois, Pennsylvania last year.
Anonymous said
How long can V go on. We all know what happens. I give it two seasons.
LOTGK said
I also see two seasons, unless they break it up like they’re doing now. Five episodes, four months hiatus, 5 more episodes, Summer break. Second season in October…. etc.
Emily said
When is V coming back on? Anyone know?
LOTGK said
Soon, late February, early March.
Dupree said
Has V been cancelled already, haven’t seen any previews for it and its March next week.
LOTGK said
No, V has not been cancelled. It is slated to come back after the Olympics like many other shows.