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Archive for November, 2009

Elizabeth Mitchell – Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Posted by LOTGK on November 29, 2009

Elizabeth Mitchell, 39 years young blond vixen is very busy these days. She has a starring role on the ABC TV hit series Lost portraying Juliet Burke, a doctor with a secret past and a hell of a rack. Lost is a monumental hit for Elizabeth and ABC as well.

Adding to her hit series, she plays FBI agent Erica Evans in the ABC SciFi series, “V.” She inadvertently discovers that the visitors from outer space are not the nice, friendly, and helpful type aliens, but an alien race set for world domination.

Elizabeth also played Julia Sullivan in the motion picture Frequency, a movie about a ham radio operator connecting with his dead father in the past to solve a murder spree that took place in the past.

Visit the rest of Elizabeth Mitchell’s Movie And TV Appearances Here. Enjoy the photos.

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JFK Motorcade

Posted by LOTGK on November 28, 2009

Kennedy Motorcade

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Kennedy Motorcade

Senator and Mrs. Kennedy ride in a motorcade in New York City during the campaign months of 1960.

Number 74 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy Cards.

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Black Friday Thought Screen Helmet

Posted by LOTGK on November 27, 2009

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Black Friday is a good day for aliens to abduct you. Be prepared!

For being a bad man, and not following the instructions causing the construction of an improper thought screen helmet, Billy banished Ned to the cornfield for good.

Disclaimer: Don’t let what happened to Ned happen to you. Your lifestyle and job does not have to suffer from the fear of alien abduction. You can learn how to construct your very own authentic thought screen helmet lined with velostat (A magical material that cancels telepathic emissions) that will effectively eliminate 100% of the telepathic transmissions from the aliens attempting to control your thoughts. Don’t be wished out to the corn field. Act today!

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Happy Thanksgiving 2009

Posted by LOTGK on November 26, 2009

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Happy Thanksgiving

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Any brave souls venturing out on Black Friday, the kick-off of the Christmas retail season tomorrow?
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