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Archive for October, 2009

Halloween Melons Contest – Winner 2009

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009

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Valerie Cormier

Valerie - 2009 Best Melons Winner

Grassy Knoll Institutes Fourth Annual Best Melons Winner:
The 2009 Melons harvest has been a bumper crop as six contestants entered their lovely ripe melons for all to enjoy. As with all contests, there must be a winner and Valerie’s bountiful cornucopia melons are this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Costume Contest – Winner 2009

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009

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Gemma Massey - Best Halloween Costume 2009

Gemma Massey - Best Halloween Costume 2009

Meet Gemma Massey, winner of the 2009 Dark Zone Best Halloween Costume. Gemma is an international glamor model who hails from England. You can find her work all over the Internet but a good place to start is Gemma’s My Space Page.

Congratulations to Gemma Massey, winner of the sexy hot Halloween costume for 2009.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Halloween Caption Contest

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009

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Country Bumpkin

Country Bumpkin

Have a look at the above photo and use your paranormal, abbynormal, subnormal, immoral, and normal cognitive skills to conjure up a caption for this picture. Good luck to everyone.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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Giant Silver Skull

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009

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There Really Is A Skull In the Background

There Really Is A Skull In the Background

Here is your Halloween challenge. I have hidden an object in this picture. It will be up to you to identify this object and report back to us where it is. Are you ready? Can you find the silver skull in this picture?

Bonus challenge: Can you find the LOTGK logo in this picture?

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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