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Lou Ferrigno – Dancing With The Stars
Posted by LOTGK on August 17, 2009
Cause This Is Thriller
ABC network hit variety show, Dancing With The Stars 9th season contestants are about to be announced leaving several B-Listers green with envy.
The Grassy Knoll Institute acquired inside knowledge of one of the contestants to shine on this season and that star is none other than the star of the 1970′s television series, The Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno.
Last we heard of Lou, he was advising Michael Jackson on a training regiment to help with his 50 night tour. Perhaps it was a two way street and Michael advised Lou on the two step, moon walk, and the patented crotch grab.
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Hulk said
HULK MAD! HULK MAD FOR NOT BEING PICKED FOR DANCING! HULK SMASH EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. HULK WANTS TO SNAP BRUNO!
Stasha said
Get in line. Everyone wants to snap Bruno. He needs to be slapped around.
Gumby said
Sad part, he would like it.
Anti-christ said
ABC contacted my minions about my possible participation on the show. I declined stating that i was busy with bringing down the Philadephia Eagles by planting the thought that signing Michael Vick was a win-win situation for all involved. Hank and Kendra are next.
PS. I will see Bruno very see.
LOTGK said
Your hoofs would get in the way anyway.
Anti-christ said
I am quite light on my feet. I can walk on water like that other guy.
LOTGK said
You mean Cris Angel the mind freak?
Gumby said
There’s only room enough in this town for one green man Hulkster.
LOTGK said
You could be Eddy.
Max Jackl said
Ferrignos appearance was canceled because he didn’t hear the call back from his agent.
LOTGK said
WHAT???
Gumby said
LMFAO
Hayden said
Wrong guess about the hulk being on dancing.
LOTGK said
It wasn’t a guess. It came from a reliable news source. FOX News. Oh wait, what was I thinking.
Gumby said
The same source that said Favre has retired for good the last three years.