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Archive for June, 2009

Big Brother Begins Watching TV Today

Posted by LOTGK on June 11, 2009

Big Brother Watching

Big Brother Watching

On June 12th, in the year of our Lord 2009, the United States will cease transmission of analog TV signals making the old style rabbit ear antenna TV sets obsolete. To continue viewing your television set, you must either have a new TV with a digital tuner or for those with older sets, invest in a converter box sanctioned by the government to receive broadcasts. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!

The Grassy Knoll Institutes believes much more is at stake. Why would the government, strapped for cash, issue rebates for the cost of the converters to the millions of households that require one? Because the government wants something from us. The government has an ulterior motive.

The analog to digital conversion is merely a guise to allow the government easy access to the privacy of almost every American home, apartment, business, and social establishment. Beginning at midnight tonight, the converter boxes will begin emitting a signal allowing viewers to watch their sets. The converter also has another purpose. It doubles as a listening device permitting the government to secretly eavesdrop on your family conversations in the privacy of your own home.

Don’t think that’s possible? Don’t think it will happen? Think again! It’s happening already. Take notice of the camera’s installed on city street corners monitoring city traffic and citizen movement. Did you ever get a speeding ticket in the mail? From a speed camera trained on the highway snapping a photo of you behind the wheel along with your license plate? Did you ever wonder how your GPS map locater works? How it can pinpoint an exact address or location from thousands of miles away? Or government employee’s monitoring your every keystroke on your computer to ensure you aren’t planning to blow up a building? Or how the TV networks know how many people really watched one of their programs? The TV digital converter is merely the next step of Big Brother usurping even more freedom and enacting more control over it’s citizens.

I will leave you with a warning from a 1960′s television science fiction series,
The Outer Limits. It now seems prophetic.

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Outer Limits.

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Stop Alien Abductions Telethon

Posted by LOTGK on June 10, 2009

This Sunday the Stop Alien Abductions Foundation will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the many sufferers who must wear thought screen helmets to prevent further alien abduction. The foundations goal is to raise awareness of a race of telepathic aliens set on world domination by controlling the thoughts of our political leaders and public figures. Check local listings for the TV channel in your area.

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What About My Teeth

Special celebrity guest star, Gary Busey will speak about his private battles with the little green alien bastards and how he beat them with sticks until they fled and the several that he captured that he now dines on regularly. Mister Gary Busey was overheard saying that he is not afraid of those pussy aliens and that he would eat the bastards like they were on the menu at an all you can eat IHOP restaurant. Join him for supper. It’s a hoot.

Gary Busey can be found Online at his Twitter page where he offers many updates of almost divine wisdom. I can hear him now saying the word “Outstanding” just the way he pronounced it in his hit movie, Under Siege.

Some of Gary’s recent tweets are as follows:

# I’m afraid of commitment. Straitjackets are uncomfortable.

# I’m making a suit out of sham-wows so tonight, I can steal all the water out of my neighbor’s pool.

# My bad, this isn’t Fruit Stripe, it’s “Trojan Extra Lubricated” gum. Either way, it’s delicious.

# In search of a tailor who can sew a Ham ‘N Cheese Hot Pocket on the inside breast of my jackets.

# I’m ordering a two-topping California Supreme Pizza. The meats aren’t allowed to touch.

# I just drew a mustache on a shark.

# I’m undefeated in inter-species thumb wrestling.

As you can see, Gary Busey has a very entertaining Twitter page and the Grassy Knoll Institute hopes to see him in future movies and programs.

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President Kennedy In Presidential Limousine

Posted by LOTGK on June 9, 2009

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President John Kennedy and his wife Jacqueline acknowledge photographers as they depart in the presidential limousine.

Number 61 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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Bellagio Hotel Water Fountains

Posted by LOTGK on June 3, 2009

I finally stopped and watched the Las Vegas Bellagio Hotel and Casino water fountain show. I am usually jogging by them and never stopped to watch. Today, I decided to stop. Usually, as I would run by, the fountains would be choreographed to music and in perfect sync but today, no music. Just the fountains. Anyway, enjoy the water fountain show.

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