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A New Religion That Will Bring You To Your Knees
Posted by LOTGK on April 21, 2009
The Grassy Knoll Institute witnessed the formation of a new religious cult on the Parkway streets in Gatlinburg, Tennessee today. Throngs of people gathered around a giant sphere sent by a hovering giant alien space craft hiding in the clouds. It landed right outside Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. (If you can believe it! Or not!)
Defying the laws of gravity, the 4 ton sphere (Orb) floated above the pavement enabling passersby to spin the sphere with their hands. Worshippers lucky enough to touch the magic sphere immediately become disciples of the new Church and began speaking in tongues to one another.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
Black velvet, if you please. Alanna Myles.
Anti-christ said
Yes, what you see here is the very rare footage of the beginning of a black mass. Moments later, all participants strip off their clothes and rub against each other to wash away former beliefs. You are all invited to our next mass.
Chica said
I would have reacted the same way, I want that in my living room right now.. lol
Marvin said
You want satan in your living room right now?
LOTGK said
Marv, I think you commented on the wrong post. Unless you think the giant sphere is somehow Satan. If you want, I’ll move the comment for you.
LOTGK said
It is pretty funny to watch people’s reaction when they see it for the first time. They all have to touch it, feel it, hold it. The giant marble at Ripleys I mean.
jennifer said
To follow that religion you’d have to have lost your marbles.
LOTGK said
Excellent comment.