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To Serve Man
Posted by LOTGK on March 25, 2009
It's A Cookbook!
Grassy Knoll Institute Ion News Reporting:
The world is rejoicing today as war against the giant aliens appear to be over. Left on the doorsteps of the United Nations building was a giant book with the inscription “To Serve Man” emblazoned on it.
The Giant Aliens sent a message that this book was their equivalent of the holy books of the religious faiths on Earth. A team of language experts are pouring over it in an attempt to decipher its contents now. One particular passage, Kanamits 812 is repeated throughout the book. If this is the cipher, then the rest of the book and all it’s wisdom can be unlocked.
Strangely, this sounds all to familiar to the scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
Don’t get on the ship! Its a trap. That book the aliens gave us, its a cookbook!
Max Jackl said
Isn’t that the bible? Good reference to the Zone as well.
LOTGK said
Yes, it is. A monument in the cemetery that I run in.