St. Patrick’s Day Alien Abduction
Posted by LOTGK on March 17, 2009
Notice To All Irish People Being Harassed Or Abducted By Evil Aliens:
St. Patrick’s Day is fast approaching, and many of you will be donning the green and partying with your friends at your favorite pubs and bars. Keep in mind, thought screen helmet aliens never rest. They never give up. They are relentless in the pursuit of invading your thoughts and controlling your very being.
Before you leave your house for the St. Patrick’s Day festivities, make sure you have a correctly constructed thought screen helmet securely fastened on your dome. Note: Make sure you construct your helmet before partaking in the consumption of the green ale lest you become a victim like Sean O’Reiley pictured on the left. Sean failed to properly line his helmet with velostat, the magical material that filters out telepathic transmissions from the evil aliens.
Sadly, Sean was abducted just seconds after this photograph was taken of him at last year’s party. Heed the warning from the Grassy Knoll Institute and have a safe and happy St. Patrick’s Day.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL