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Archive for March, 2009

Threat Level Advisory Alert

Posted by LOTGK on March 31, 2009

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Effective today, the department of Homeland Security has implemented a more effective advisory system to alert Americans of our National Security issues.

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So Let It Be Written

Posted by LOTGK on March 31, 2009

Grassy Knoll Institute Rocket Scientists Hard At Work

Grassy Knoll Institute Rocket Scientists Hard At Work

In a few hours the stroke of midnight will signal April First, and as usual the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists will celebrate our feast day. You can see the “Jester” hat at the bottom of the page signaling that the festival is about to begin.

Be warned! Some of you have been targeted. Some have been spared this time around. Either way, 20 updates will come forth this day. The first update coming at the stroke of midnight. The rest will resume at 8am up until midnight again.

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Caribe Cafe At The Mirage Hotel

Posted by LOTGK on March 29, 2009

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I will be heading out to the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas in a few days for some business. Of course I will be having breakfast at the Caribe Cafe. The above breakfast was from a recent visit there.

If you arrive early, meaning before 8am, there is never a line. We waited just five minutes and were escorted to our table. We knew what we wanted and ordered the American breakfast. I added a glass of orange juice.

In less than ten minutes my breakfast arrived at our table. As you can see, I ordered scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast. The eggs were cooked very well, and plentiful. The bacon was crisp with many pieces. And the hash browns were hot and not soggy. All in all the breakfast was very good and filling.

The cost was $15 dollars without tip which for Las Vegas was in tune, a little high, but in tune.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3.5 out of 5 shots and recommends the Mirage Caribe Cafe for breakfast.

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A Walk Down 42nd Street

Posted by LOTGK on March 27, 2009

Wintertime. New York. Manhattan. 42nd Street. A quick POV.

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