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Giant Alien Checkmate

Posted by LOTGK on February 21, 2009

giantchessset A Giant Alien chessboard was placed on the White House front lawn at dawn today.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes this a direct challenge to president Barack Obama. Perhaps enticing him to make a first move.

A cryptic note was left with the chess board that has alarmed White House security. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists were immediately contacted to help decipher the messgae.
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Here is the message:
When the men on the chess board.
Get up and tell you where to go.
And the white knight is talking backwards.
And the Red Queen’s off with her head.

The Grassy Knoll Institute suggested to White House security to Go ask Alice, I think she knows.

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3 Responses to “Giant Alien Checkmate”

  1. Paper Dog said

    With security so tight at the white house how could anyone get something that big on the front lawn without noticing. I don’t be leive it.

  2. Anti-christ said

    Paper Dog, I await your arrival. We will have so much fun.

  3. Dude said

    He left his pawn unguarded.

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