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The Elmton Bar Pizza

Posted by LOTGK on February 20, 2009


The Elmton restaurant and bar is located in Struthers, Ohio, and is an old favorite place to dine. When we arrived, the place was packed, no parking, even in the parking lot across the street. A sure sign that the food and price is right. We waited about 10 minutes for a table to free up. The waitress squeezed us all at a table. Very cozy indeed.

elmtonwings Our waitress came over to our table in a couple of minutes and Patty and I ordered diet Cokes and the famous Elmton wing dings as an appetizer. The wings were brought to our table in about five minutes. Not bad for crowded evening. As you can see the wings were huge, not your standard fare wing dings. Let me tell you, they were very good. The batter coating was crunchy and tasty and the chicken was surprisingly good as well.

elmtonpizza Our main course was Elmton’s pizza. it took about 20-25 minutes total including the wings time so the wait didn’t seem to long at all. The pizza was brought out on a silver platter, steaming hot, just from the oven. The crust was crunchy and thick enough, not soggy. The cheese was melted completely and the sauce zesty enough.

One of my pet peeves concerning pizza is that it is sold to be eaten by the slice. If so, then you would think that the preparer would cut the slices completely. Not for this pizza. We had to use butter knives to saw through the pizza to get the slices separated. However, once we did, the pizza was delicious.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3.5 out of 5 shots and recommends Elmton restaurant for dinner.


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8 Responses to “The Elmton Bar Pizza”

  1. elecpencil said

    Thanks for the review as the Elmton has my favorite pizza! I believe they use Swiss cheese?

  2. Steve-O said

    You sure do eat a lot of pizza for dinner. Bar pizza is usually the best in town. Something about the place, the people, the pizza always tastes better there.

  3. littlelatingirl said

    The first time I went to Elmwood, i order 15 wings. 5 of each flavor. Plain, Garlic, and BBQ. Now being from California and not understanding that when in Ohio and you order wings, you actually get the whole wing was shocked to see just how big theu were. In CA when you order wings, you get “drumettes” not wings. BUT…. the Elmwood wings were the best i had ever had and look forward to my next trip out for beer and wings at Elmwood.

  4. ulla said

    this blog post category is gonna give me an eating disorder

  5. Gumby said

    Join the club. I’ve been to many of these places. At least the ones around town.

  6. Bitzky said

    I with Ulla :D

    Hmm, in Europe it is very uncommon to get a sliced pizza. You usually have to cut it yourself. Or roll it up and eat it that way :D

  7. LOTGK said

    You are welcome.

    Yes, pizza is a part of my diet.

    Yea, I was surprised as well at the wings. They were good though.

    Ulla & Gumby-
    Then my job here is done.

    You roll it up?

  8. Bitzky said

    Only happened when I was really hungry…

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