Six More Weeks Of Winter
Posted by LOTGK on February 6, 2009
Buckeye Chuck’s Weather Predicting Has Come To A Brutal End
Buckeye Chuck, the lesser known weather predicting groundhog (Punxsutawney Phil) emerged from his hole on Monday, February 2nd, and spotted his shadow that signaled six more weeks of winter.
This morning, Grassy Knoll Institute investigators found Buckeye Chuck dead, lying just outside his lair. An eyewitness stated an angry bystander driving a Jeep and wearing a real fur coat did not like the prediction made this year and ran Chuck over.
P.E.T.A. is pissed.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL