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Posted by LOTGK on January 20, 2009

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Pam Anderson's Obama Inaugural Ball Date

Thought Screen Helmet Companions. Just in time for president elect Barack Obama’s inauguration.

Don’t let evil aliens that are controlling your thoughts put a damper on your inauguration plans. The rocket scientists at the secret Grassy Knoll Institute laboratory have created the thought screen helmet companion so you can attend the inauguration in style.

Pamela Anderson, iconic sex goddess swears by her thought screen helmet buddy. It allows her to go helmet free and attend Hollywood events and the Barack Obama inauguration and all the balls afterward. (And of course, no animals were harmed in the production of the thought screen helmet companion.)

But how does it work?
Good question. The thought screen helmet companion is stuffed with advanced technology to eliminate alien abduction. The companion works so well that not a single person using the companion has been abducted. 100% effective. Now that is a testimonial.

The companion is a full bodied mannequin lined with velostat, a magical material that blocks alien telepathic signals to the potential abductee. The companion senses the telepathic signal and intercepts and filters them before they reach its target. The companion comes in two styles, male or female and can be accessorized for any event. Mission accomplished.

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9 Responses to “Thought Screen Helmet Companion”

  1. Greg Brady said

    January 20, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Marsha has a thought screen helmet companion. Me. I never leave her side.

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  2. ulla said

    January 20, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    LOLLLLLLLLLL i want one. a blue one. oh waot no i don’t want the blue man group following me around :/

    Reply

  3. contessa confessa said

    January 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    OMGILU…

    ONE, please!– i want the model that comes with it’s own stripper pole!

    Reply

  4. ben said

    January 21, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Finally Pam has a man who is as plastic as she is :)

    Reply

  5. Lex Luthor said

    January 23, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    I’m finally back. I was abducted by aliens who were controlling my internet service but I have escaped the evil ones. I’ve already placed my order for a thought screen helmet companion. Thank you so much grassy knoll.

    Reply

  6. dooohhead said

    January 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Ok LOTGK, lesson learned…I’ll check back here more regularly if not for the thought screen helmet updates but at least for the pics of Pam!

    Warn me next time will ya. Or at least let me know…I always enjoy pic’s of Pam…NICE!

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  7. Stopping Alien Abductions - No Laughing Matter! | Delusions of Grandeur said

    February 24, 2009 at 10:36 am

    [...] Thought Screen Helmet Companion [...]

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  8. Trevor said

    February 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Can i have pam anderson instead of the dummy. and shes not wearing any underwear. she never does. i know. i’ve seen it.

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