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Thought Screen Helmet Inauguration Fittings
Posted by LOTGK on January 12, 2009
Just In Time For The Inaugural Ball
As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes during presidential inaugurations. With president-elect Barack Obama being sworn in January 20th, every precaution is being taken to avoid any national security issues.
Washington Thought Screen Helmet makers have geared up production and are cranking out tailor made helmets to those attending the presidential inauguration and ball. Hurry though, supplies are limited and you don’t want to be the only one not wearing your thought screen helmet.
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
How do I get one of these beautiful helmets? And tickets to the ball.
Anon said
Another first, the first ever thought screen helmet at the presidential swearing in speech.
ulla said
brilliant. you’re one of my favourite things about the usa.
Dan & G said
That doctor looks like Art Linkletter.
Greg Brady said
Marsha’s nose never just magically healed overnight. She went to this nose specialist who straightened it out. Now you know.
Valdunagan said
Thought screen helmet makers, finally, mainstream.
Big Mouth said
One word. Buttplug.
Forgetabout the hats. Aliens come through the ass. Buttplugs prevent that.
PLEDGE420 said
I FELL SORRY FOR THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY ARE BEING TAKEN BY ALIENS. GET A FRIKKIN JOB.
Gabby Some said
That is there job. Someone has to buy the helmets to keep the manufacturer in business.
A Gonzo said
What, to be abducted or make the hats?
LOTGK said
Both Gonzo, both. It’s a tough economy ya know.