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UFO Tracer Fire
Posted by LOTGK on December 10, 2008
Reporting From Thistle, Utah:
As if right out of the movie, The Day The Earth Stood Still, a UFO was captured on film unleashing a barrage of tracer hellfire at unsuspecting targets. The towns only restaurant, EATS, was demolished along with the refueling (Gas) station. A Grassy Knoll Institute photographer was able to capture the business end of the UFO as it hovering and firing down towards the town.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that there is a strong correlation between this attack and the release of the remake,The Day The Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves as Klaatu, an alien who comes to Earth in a space ship to warn the people of Earth of impending doom.
GORT, KLAATU, BARADA, NIKTO
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
danr said
a light standard?
Corperate Entertainment Utah said
I didnt’ even know there was a place called Thistle, Utah. If that telephone wire isn’t a UFO tracer fire, nothing is.
LOTGK Replies:
Exactly Corp. Exaactly!
ben said
I’m pretty sure Keanu won’t have to act for this role.
Oh, wait a sec, Keanu doesn’t act in any role.
LOTGK Replies:
LMAO. I know kung fu!!!!
Gumby said
light standard? Do you mean saber Obi Won.
LOTGK said
Gort, Maringa!
ulla said
i love keanu … he’s all pretty …