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Crowne Metro – Chicago

Posted by LOTGK on August 28, 2008

The crowne Metro restaurant located inside the Crowne Plaza Hotel located in Rosemont, Illlinois, a suburb of Chicago, is the next stop on our list of critiques.

Upon entering the restaurant, there were only about a dozen people eating. That is a bad sign especially during a trade show when thousands of extra people are in the city. Anyway, we were seated immediately at a table. I ordered the grilled chicken as the main entree and the house salad.

The salad was adequate at best and a little on the bland side. No celery, no bacon, cheese, eggs, olives. Just some lettuce and a few croutons. I wasn’t holding out much hope for the chicken.

About 20 minutes later, my dinner arrived. The chicken was cooked well, wasn’t juicy, but wasn’t dry either. The lemon helped add a little flavor to the chicken. The portion was generous, two medium sized pieces.

The baked potato was average sized and well cooked. Butter was the topping of choice.

The cost was a little steep, $20 dollars without tip.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 2.5 out of 5 stars and barely recommends Crowne Metro for lunch or dinner.

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2 Responses to “Crowne Metro – Chicago”

  1. Anti-christ said

    August 29, 2008 at 11:27 am

    We serve this every Tuesday for lunch in hell. It’s a big hit with the vegetarians.

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  2. Roll D said

    September 1, 2008 at 12:34 am

    That looks sick. Two uncooked slabs of meat. I would send it back.

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