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Thought Screen Helmet Hair

Posted by LOTGK on July 20, 2008

One of the drawbacks of wearing the stylish thought screen helmet is classic Helmet Hair Syndrome. You see, once you are abducted, you must forever wear the thought screen helmet to prevent any more alien influence. Rolf, pictured above, is one of the many tormented souls hounded by aliens attempting to control his mind and actions.

However, the above photo does prove a point on a hotly debated subject that velostat, the secret magical material that lines official thought screen helmets does hold an electric charge and provides protection against aliens using telepathy to control the mind.

Knowledge is power. The Grassy Knoll Institute will continue to investigate the shocking story of alien abductions and the thought screen helmets that prevent them.

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15 Responses to “Thought Screen Helmet Hair”

  1. Modano Journal » Blog Archive » Thought Screen Helmet Hair said

    July 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    [...] Source: Thought Screen Helmet Hair [...]

    Reply

  2. Gumby said

    July 21, 2008 at 9:14 am

    The lost conehead brother.

    Reply

  3. Max Jackl said

    July 21, 2008 at 10:54 am

    A Flock Of Seagulls lead singer resurfaces after all these years.

    Reply

  4. SKA2682 said

    July 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    All I see is a douche bag!

    Reply

  5. aintgotno said

    July 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    hehehe excellent

    Reply

  6. LOTGK said

    July 21, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    At least wearing the helmet makes him look better.
    It has to….

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  7. SKA2682 said

    July 22, 2008 at 9:05 am

    I’m surprised his hair isn’t in the shape of an applicator! Looks like a big bottle of Summer’s Eve.

    Reply

  8. oHIO j said

    July 23, 2008 at 7:45 am

    At first glance, I thought this was Jochen.

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  9. LOTGK said

    July 23, 2008 at 8:22 am

    LMAO!

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  10. Gumby said

    July 23, 2008 at 11:46 am

    From Lil Abner?

    Reply

  11. Chica said

    July 23, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Now how can I get images to you for this series? I’m always seeing these thought helmet people around that’d be perfect for public exposure on this blog.. :D

    Reply

  12. Chica said

    July 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    By the way, I want to be stumped.. don’t go to the gutter with that one! I just miss it.

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  13. LOTGK said

    July 24, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Chica, you can email me with the pics.

    On a sidenote, I see that I have forgotten to add my email address on my blog. I was wondering why the emails slowed down. I must rectify this at once.

    Thanks for the reminder Chica.

    About the stumping you requested…..
    Yes, that is a forgotten category. I do want to bring it back, was fiddling with a few different concepts. It will appear once again, not sure when, but it will.

    BTW, does anyone know where Neen went off to?

    Reply

  14. How to Get Six Pack Fast said

    April 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    This is very hot info. I think I’ll share it on Facebook.

    Reply

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