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Giant Rocking Chair In Gatlinburg

Posted by LOTGK on July 18, 2008

giant aliens inĀ gatlinburg

Giant Aliens Rocking Out In Gatlinburg

Gatlinburg is a little city nestled at the foothills at the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. Plenty of fine dining, breath taking scenery, and local country bands that fill the night air with music and song.

But the secret is out as giant aliens have begun appearing in Gatlinburg on the weekends kicking back to listen to the country music from the bands on the street.

The Grassy Knoll Institute was lucky enough to photograph a rocking chair left behind by an elderly giant alien. Strangely, there wasn’t a single cat in sight.

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3 Responses to “Giant Rocking Chair In Gatlinburg”

  1. aintgotno said

    love it love it

    it’s american, it’s BIG, it’s unnecessary – awesome

    love ur blog about it also – funny as fuck

  2. Max Jackl said

    It seems to be Gatlinburg week here at the knoll.

  3. ben said

    Add a helmet with wires and some leather straps and it could be a giant alien electric chair!
    Old Sparky for ET thought bandits?!

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