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Are We Not Men?
Posted by LOTGK on April 26, 2008
We Are Devo
Photographic evidence that aliens controled humankind in the 1980′s. The new wave rock band Devo knew of the thought control and attempted to sever the telepathic link to the alien race by donning self made thought screen helmets made from flower pots. Devo had assumed (And we all know what happens when you assume) the lead based paint and pottery would somehow block out the telepathic rays from the aliens freeing them to write and perform their own music.
If only they were aware of velostat, the magical material needed to effectively eliminate aliens from controlling your thoughts.
As we learn from history, Devo’s experiment failed. Alas, they were only men.
Duty now for the future.
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Anderson said
Alien control also explains The Captain and Tennile with Muskrat Love. His captains hat was not effective against the mind control aliens.
Chica said
So I wonder if the Blue man group are now the target…
aintgotno said
those hats look like bits of lego..
Contessa Confessa said
Sofa King Low and Sum Dum Chick… *wink*
(I’m so crushin’ on you right now).
P.S. I added a caption to this week’s Monday’s Nun (what can I say– you inspired me).
Alaria said
Do people really wear these hats to keep aliens away. Do they wear them all the time. All day.
Eddy said
LMAO. You explained Devo.
Gumby said
More evidence is from the rock band Men Without Hats who sang the Safety Dance. The lead singer was trying to tell us all that he was being influenced by aliens and his song lyrics in safety dance was his way of outing the aliens.
Gumby said
The lyrics is all you need to read to see my point.
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!
[Spoken]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
[Sung]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!
We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ‘em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin’ the cha-a-a-ance
Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!
We can dance if we want to
We’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
[Refrain]
Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x]
Is it safe to dance