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WP Raincoaster Resurfaces

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008


After a severe winter season in Canada, (Aren’t they all severe?) the mysterious Raincoaster resurfaces for a little rest and relaxation in the warm sun. The grassy Knoll Institute was able to capture this very rare photo of the lovely Raincoaster as she lounged by the pool, her feet dangling in the heated water, contemplating her next riveting blog entry.

Raincoasters beauty is only exceeded by her wit and intellect. Visit her today.

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15 Responses to “WP Raincoaster Resurfaces”

  1. GIDave said

    April 1, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Babys got back. Nice tattoo.

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  2. Gumby said

    April 1, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Her tattoo matches her suit. Sexy. Where is Canada?

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  3. LOTGK said

    April 1, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Above you.

    Reply

  4. Jack Sparrow said

    April 1, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    I defect. I defect. I’d wait a long cold winter for that.

    Reply

  5. Valdunagan said

    April 1, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    I cannot look away.

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  6. raincoaster said

    April 1, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Oh, but will any of you put out for me? I’m looking…and I’m not seeing any new links…

    LOTGK, I have no idea how you got that photo. It was supposed to be a PRIVATE pool party! But would you mind passing it along to Steve Jobs? Just, ya know, for the sake of international relations and all.

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  7. raincoasterrolled « raincoaster said

    April 1, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    [...] KNOW that mention was made of avoiding the passive voice) of the fact that today my fine heinie is featured over at the Grassy Knoll Institute. Where he got the photo I have no idea, but what can I say? After the winter we’ve had, the [...]

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  8. Metro said

    April 2, 2008 at 1:42 am

    That’s not RC. No tentacles.

    Besides, she only resurfaces once every forty years or so. To flush out the blowhole or something. Or maybe just to reload the Nautilus with bathtub gin.

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  9. Tueslinks » Ayyyy! said

    April 2, 2008 at 1:43 am

    [...] raincoaster, revealed (TheGrassyKnollInstitute) [...]

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  10. raincoaster said

    April 2, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Well, of course you can’t see the tentacles from that angle.

    PS: Let it never be said I didn’t do nuthin for ya. Ayyyy-alanche on its way, FWIW.

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  11. Frontier Former Editor said

    April 2, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Just like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

    Labrador puppies, of course

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  12. Metro said

    April 2, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Wouldn’t Newfoundlands be more appropriate?

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  13. LOTGK said

    April 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    I would need to visually inspect and conduct a hands on exam to make that determination.

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  14. Frontier Former Editor said

    April 2, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Talk about an ass in a sling . . . a well filled, well formed sling . . .

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  15. Metro said

    April 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    @LOTGK
    You may wish to ask for ID before verifying, as I’m resonably certain there’s some sort of mixup here. However, once you find the person depicted in this photo, I’d be willing to rectify things.

    I live right around the corner from whomsoe’er-she-may-be … in Canada, I mean.

    @FFE
    Must be one of those slingers I keep hearing about. She can drop her keys in my fishbowl anytime!

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