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WP Raincoaster Resurfaces

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008


After a severe winter season in Canada, (Aren’t they all severe?) the mysterious Raincoaster resurfaces for a little rest and relaxation in the warm sun. The grassy Knoll Institute was able to capture this very rare photo of the lovely Raincoaster as she lounged by the pool, her feet dangling in the heated water, contemplating her next riveting blog entry.

Raincoasters beauty is only exceeded by her wit and intellect. Visit her today.

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15 Responses to “WP Raincoaster Resurfaces”

  1. GIDave said

    Babys got back. Nice tattoo.

  2. Gumby said

    Her tattoo matches her suit. Sexy. Where is Canada?

  3. LOTGK said

    Above you.

  4. Jack Sparrow said

    I defect. I defect. I’d wait a long cold winter for that.

  5. Valdunagan said

    I cannot look away.

  6. Oh, but will any of you put out for me? I’m looking…and I’m not seeing any new links…

    LOTGK, I have no idea how you got that photo. It was supposed to be a PRIVATE pool party! But would you mind passing it along to Steve Jobs? Just, ya know, for the sake of international relations and all.

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  8. Metro said

    That’s not RC. No tentacles.

    Besides, she only resurfaces once every forty years or so. To flush out the blowhole or something. Or maybe just to reload the Nautilus with bathtub gin.

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  10. Well, of course you can’t see the tentacles from that angle.

    PS: Let it never be said I didn’t do nuthin for ya. Ayyyy-alanche on its way, FWIW.

  11. Just like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

    Labrador puppies, of course

  12. Metro said

    Wouldn’t Newfoundlands be more appropriate?

  13. LOTGK said

    I would need to visually inspect and conduct a hands on exam to make that determination.

  14. Talk about an ass in a sling . . . a well filled, well formed sling . . .

  15. Metro said

    @LOTGK
    You may wish to ask for ID before verifying, as I’m resonably certain there’s some sort of mixup here. However, once you find the person depicted in this photo, I’d be willing to rectify things.

    I live right around the corner from whomsoe’er-she-may-be … in Canada, I mean.

    @FFE
    Must be one of those slingers I keep hearing about. She can drop her keys in my fishbowl anytime!

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