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WordPress Maid Service Script

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2008

maid service

Popular WordPress forum “Keymasters” Telly and Mark have done it again WP bloggers!

WordPress.com has implemented a new dynamic feature to it’s already plentiful array of add-ons and widgits. This new feature is code named “WordPress Maid.” It’s function is to clean up your WP blog whenever it gets dirty or overly cluttered.

After you install and implement this widgit, a maid similar to the picture above will come to your home, take control of your computer, and completely clean it’s pipes.

However, a close source to the Grassy Knoll Institute has learned that WordPress is rolling out only 10,000 WP-Maid widgits in 2008 with more becoming available when they can afford it.
(French Maid outfit only available with the WordPress CSS upgrade)

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6 Responses to “WordPress Maid Service Script”

  1. Evil-Lep said

    April 1, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    This is the best feature any internet service can provide. I might have to sign up for one of these things blogs.

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  2. Gumby said

    April 1, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    She can dust my bunnies anytime.

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  3. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    April 1, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    I knew I liked the French for something.

    Reply

  4. raincoaster said

    April 2, 2008 at 6:51 am

    When are we getting the “Hunky Chauffeur” upgrade?

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  5. Rita said

    September 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    I hate cleaning my house. It is just so time consuming and a real pain in the neck. That’s why I have a house cleaning service do it for me anymore.

    Reply

  6. LOTGK said

    September 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    I have to hand it to you Rita, you are one sneaky spam slut.

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