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Havin It Your Way

Posted by LOTGK on March 24, 2008

The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photo of a Giant Alien holding a Burger King Whopper just before he devoured it.

It was reported that the Giant Alien ordered 50 whoppers and 50 super size french fries to satisfy his hunger.

No word on if the Giant Alien held the pickle and the mayo…..However, the Giant Alien did say he loved the flame broiling taste of the beef. More details when and if we get them.

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4 Responses to “Havin It Your Way”

Chica said

March 24, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Even for a giant alien, that’s taking dieting to a whole new level there! :p

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Opti-Gal said

March 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Ewww. Look at the dirty fingernails. He needs a manicure and a good washing.

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LOTGK said

March 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Giant aliens are at war. They don’t have time for a manicure, or alienicure…..

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Sanjay said

April 25, 2008 at 6:05 am
What a great barger this thing is very very funny so so sweet .

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