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Starbucks Coffee Addiction
Posted by LOTGK on February 29, 2008
Of Giant Alien Proportions
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A Grassy Knoll Institute operative described the scene outside a Manhattan, New York Starbucks coffee shop as total bedlum as giant aliens caused a panic and nearly a riot.
In their quest to take over the world, Giant Aliens paused a few moments for a steaming hot cup of coffee. When the aliens were finished, they left the coffee pot behind scalding hundreds of innocent bystanders.
Thousands of patrons lined up outside the shop in hopes of getting a taste of the giant aliens coffee and were quite upset when a Grassy Knoll Institute tanker truck rolled up and gathered the remainder of the coffee and drove away.
Meanwhile, I haven’t had any sleep in the last 72 hours… To much coffee I suppose.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Contessa Confessa said
Damn, those Grassy Knoll Institute dudes have all the luck!
LOTGK said
And just in time. I’m in Vegas this week and my plane landed at 1:30 am est, didn’t get to bed until 4:30 am.
Lead Scientist said
aw poor baby. all the way in vegas where its hotter than hell and the rest of us in the grassy knoll institute are freezing.
LOTGK said
Someone’s gotta do it.
Jim said
My God, they’ve been in Boston, too.
Gumby said
They are everywhere. Giant aliens have infiltrated every aspect of society. Even Starbucks coffee houses.