Starbucks Coffee Addiction
A Starbucks Addiction Of Giant Alien Proportions
A Grassy Knoll Institute operative described the scene outside a Manhattan, New York Starbucks coffee shop as total bedlum as giant aliens caused a panic and nearly a riot.
In their quest to take over the world, Giant Aliens paused a few moments for a steaming hot cup of coffee. When the aliens were finished, they left the coffee pot behind scalding hundreds of innocent bystanders.
Thousands of patrons lined up outside the shop in hopes of getting a taste of the giant aliens coffee and were quite upset when a Grassy Knoll Institute tanker truck rolled up and gathered the remainder of the coffee and drove away.
Meanwhile, I haven’t had any sleep in the last 72 hours…
To much coffee I suppose.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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March 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Damn, those Grassy Knoll Institute dudes have all the luck!
March 2, 2008 at 2:58 am
And just in time. I’m in Vegas this week and my plane landed at 1:30 am est, didn’t get to bed until 4:30 am.
March 2, 2008 at 6:26 am
aw poor baby. all the way in vegas where its hotter than hell and the rest of us in the grassy knoll institute are freezing.
March 2, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Someone’s gotta do it.
March 3, 2008 at 4:14 pm
My God, they’ve been in Boston, too.
March 3, 2008 at 9:48 pm
They are everywhere. Giant aliens have infiltrated every aspect of society. Even Starbucks coffee houses.