Starbucks Coffee Addiction
Posted by LOTGK on February 29, 2008
Of Giant Alien Proportions
A Grassy Knoll Institute operative described the scene outside a Manhattan, New York Starbucks coffee shop as total bedlum as giant aliens caused a panic and nearly a riot.
In their quest to take over the world, Giant Aliens paused a few moments for a steaming hot cup of coffee. When the aliens were finished, they left the coffee pot behind scalding hundreds of innocent bystanders.
Thousands of patrons lined up outside the shop in hopes of getting a taste of the giant aliens coffee and were quite upset when a Grassy Knoll Institute tanker truck rolled up and gathered the remainder of the coffee and drove away.
Meanwhile, I haven’t had any sleep in the last 72 hours… To much coffee I suppose.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL