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Kennedy Assassination Second Shooter Proof
Posted by LOTGK on February 8, 2008
A signed confession on a U.S. dollar bill printed in the year 2000 is positive proof that Oswald did not act alone.
If it were Oswald who signed the dollar then the bill would have had to be dated 1963 or before. This one is clearly marked 2000 making it impossible for him to have signed it.
Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that a second assassin was lurking on the grassy knoll that fateful day in November 1963 and took aim at John Kennedy as he was riding in the motorcade and completed the assassination of our 35th president.
The Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists can only speculate as to why the assassin came forward after 40 plus years of silence to confess assuming that perhaps this man (FBI handwriting experts have already determined that a man wrote this confession) is dying and wished to clear his conscious before he passed away.
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
othepjavier said
Maybe the guy’s just making fun. How are they so sure that the man who wrote that really shot JFK?
Chica said
I had a fiver the other day that led me to that Where’s George.com site, funny enough it was a 5 dollar bill, shoulda been wheresabe.com
LOTGK said
Otherjavier,
Because the dollar bill says so.
LOTGK said
Yes Chica, very cool site. I happen to know that there are a few LOTGK dollars floating around in the economy.
steamed-clams said
I know who it was.
A man gave me a dollar bill on Nov 22 of this year.
Coincidence? I think not.
Not only did he surreptitiously slip it into my change real casual-like, but he also asked;
“Can I help you with anything else?”
So the assumption that this criminal is dying and wants to unburden his soul is grossly erroneous.
He wants another job.
Seems to me we better keep Bush out of Texas for awhile.
In fact, we should probably take him to a cave in Utah and hide him….far far away, for a long long time.
We must make sure he survives.
We must have proof for future generations that we did not invent him.
Without him, no one will believe such a man ever existed.
LOTGK said
Forget about the cave in Utah. Romney has been hiding out there up until this year.
steamed-clams said
Yeah, But I hear Romney didn’t touch any of the complimentary booze, smokes and pretzels.
Bush will be fine there.
LOTGK said
Mitt was too busy with his eleven wives. Or so I’m told….
Chica said
If I ever get one, I’m going to keep it forever! LOL
Lori said
the cave in Utah leads to hollow earth…which I am starting to believe that Elvis is living down there, along with Princess Diana, Marylin Monroe, Jim Morrison, Lee Harvey Oswald, Heath Ledger… and possibly the Kennedy brothers.
Wouldnt that be a hoot?
Im packing my bags, and taking a trip to Utah.
I hear they dont age down there as fast.. I got only a few good years left if I stay here.. but I could stay young and good looking for a lot longer if I go there.
And I am sick of spending my money on anti-wrinkle creams.
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Anti-christ said
Wow, had a busy weekend with Jesus dying and all. But I’m back. I want to point out to you that the dollar bill doesn’t say “I” but “1″ as in one person shot JFK.
Handwriting analysis on Oswald should prove that he wrote this on the dollar and that he acted alone in the murder of your Catholic president.
Repent is to late. Kick back and enjoy life instead.
LOTGK said
Anti, problem with your theory, the bill is dated year 2000, 37 years after Oswald was murdered.
Good catch though.
gentledove said
It WAS George Washington wot did it.
LOTGK said
Psst…. Over here.
Rumor has it that a rocket scientist working at the Grassy Knoll Institute penned the phrase on the note.
Hamster said
Totally fake. Whata farce.
LOTGK said
What’s fake? What is a farce? It is a real dollar bill with a confession written on it. It offers more believable proof that the volumes published by the Warren Commission.
Jim Porter said
http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/15/f_osbanjom_22aa351.jpg This picture was taken around 1230 pm on Nov.22 1963. Oswald was playing for a neighborhood hoot-n-nanny in his backyard during his lunch hour. Proof that he couln’t have been the shooter on the sixth floor of the TSBD.
Gumby said
I read that it was taken a week before the assassination.
LOTGK said
Yes, I thought it was as well.
Jim Porter said
what are you talking about?
LOTGK said
About the picture of Oswald, I think that photo before 12:30pm on November 22, 1963.
Jim Porter said
Yeah, the real picture was in march, I WAS JOKING!
LOTGK said
You don’t quite have the hang of conspiracy theories yet.
You need to stick with the 1% truth and expand on that.