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Biggest Teets In History
Posted by LOTGK on January 17, 2008
Udderly Ridiculous
Get A Load of Those Teets! (Did I spell that right?)
Giant Alien cows are flooding Kansas towns by unleashing their udders full of milk. Just on the outskirts of Kansas City, this giant cow was photographed after relieving all its milk right smack dab in the middle of the street. Townsfolk struggled to keep their head above the milk praying for the flood to subside. Minutes later, prayers were answered as the Giant Alien cow decided to move on cutting a trek of disaster in it’s path.
The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are 2% sure that the milk was drinkable.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Meredith said
I knew it was only a matter of time before cloned food would cause a disaster.