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American Idol Renaldo Lapuz

Posted by LOTGK on January 17, 2008

Perhaps the next William Hung

American Idol tryouts continued last night in the great state of Texas and one contestant, Renaldo Lapuz received his 15 minutes of fame already.

Renaldo Lapuz, dressed to the nines in some sort of cheap Elvis Liberace costume, (Including cape and winged hat with a Simon patch) sang his own inspirational song to Simon, Paula, and Randy. and then to Ryan as well.

We bow down to the king of American idol as he sings “I am your brother.”

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14 Responses to “American Idol Renaldo Lapuz”

  1. Gumby said

    she bang, she bang!

  2. Pam Triick said

    I laughed so hard. This audition was actually fun. But, I’m hoping and praying we didn’t just see another “William Hung!”

  3. Merv said

    I think the guy singing Livin on a prayer was funnier. They had to get security to take him out.

  4. Pam Triick said

    A couple, two, three had to be escorted out this week. Crazy!

  5. Chica said

    I got to hand it to people like that, so outrageous, you just can’t help but like ‘em in some weird twisted way.

  6. LOTGK said

    True Chica, and I guarantee that this won’t be the last time you hear from Renaldo.

  7. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    You know that these bozos are plants just to get ratings. No way out of the entire stadium of people trying out did wing man have more talent, but he did have ratings appeal. Did you notice that most on the part two shows did not get selected and at the very end of the show they showed the winners really fast.
    This is all about rati=ngs. The worst performers bring out the ratings.

  8. Zlazher said

    Whoa he was great, the show just came out about 15 minutes ago in finland. Whoa he really was great, too bad that they didn’t send him to Hollywood.

  9. LOTGK said

    Hopefully, they send him to Finland.

  10. hazel said

    im proud of him…MABUHAY ANG FILIPINO

  11. Anon said

    And the 15 minutes of fame continues.

  12. RAVEN said

    SO COOL “I AM YOUR BROTHER, YOUR BESTFRIEND FOREVER” HAHAHA WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOMEONE WILL SING SIMON THAT.

  13. trina oliver said

    The popularity of this song lies in this irony: the funny circumstances of its birth belies a serious message that pulls on the heartstrings. Its message of brotherhood and peace comes at a time when war and conflict separates humanity. This song is like a thumb-on-the-nose on war and its utter childishness. But the funny thing is, instead of laughing, I actually cry when I hear the song. Ironic, isn’t it? This should be made the world’s anthem. Let’s spread the tune for its sheer message.

  14. Gumby said

    And I thought he was only trying to get his 15 minutes of fame.

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