Thought Screen Helmet Death
Posted by LOTGK on January 2, 2008
These two men barely had enough time to don their helmets before the aliens struck. Johnny, the man wearing the shiny metal thought screen helmet was quoted saying, “Thank god for the magical properties of velostat.” (Velostat is a 3M fabric said to possess special magnetic properties that shield telepathic thought waves from aliens.)
Sadly, several seconds after this photo was taken, Johnny’s head exploded from the pressure generated from the aliens attempting to penetrate Johnny’s cranium.
The funeral is Saturday.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL