Go Ask Alice
Posted by LOTGK on December 14, 2007
The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists received this startling photograph from one of our operatives who was outstanding in his field.
A giant alien rabbit was let loose in a quiet park today and immediately began wreaking havoc as it chased the townsfolk dogs. By sheer luck, all the dogs were greyhound breed and were able to outrun the terrifying rabbit.
Just when things were turning ugly, a Giant Alien in a tuxedo and top hot grabbed the rabbit and disappeared to the mother ship that was hovering just above.
Vegas is rumored to be attempting to book the giant alien for a special big night of magic.
LURKING, WHEN SHE’S 10 FEET TALL, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL