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The Women of Star Trek

Posted by LOTGK on December 13, 2007

Star Trek, a science fiction cult phenomenon TV show created by Gene Roddenberry first aired in 1966 which spawned many blockbuster movies and spin-off TV series since. From Star Trek, to The Next Generation, to Deep Space 9, to Voyager, to finally back to Enterprise, a sort of prequel to where it all began.

Along with the Earthlings of the future battling aliens and solving the problems of the Universe, there was always one constant on Star Trek. Thats right. Women. Beautiful women. This is a tribute to the beautiful women with lead roles in all the series.

Nurse Chapel. Original series. Gene Roddenberry’s wife, Nurse Chapel had the hots for Spock, the half human, half vulcan Commander. She had her chance a few times with Spock, but never quite brought the romance to fruition. She also had a recurring role on TNG as a betazoid queen and was also the voice of the computer in all following series.

Lt. Uhura, Communications officer. Original series. Uhura made Television history with Captain Kirk with the first interracial kiss as both were being controlled by aliens with telpathic powers. No one messed with Uhura, she would lull you off guard with her singing and then cut you up with her knives.

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Yeoman Rand. Original series. Captain Kirk’s sexy blonde eye candy. Yeoman Rand was put into several dire situations. Her most famous episode was when the crew contracted a deadly aging disease and she had to cope with Kirk aging rapidly and finding out that the disease had infected her as well.

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Moving to the spinoff series, The Next Generation, Beverly Crusher, the ships chief medical officer, has a history with Captaqin Picard and several episodes elude to their steamy past. Her son Wesley is apparently the most gifted man in the universe.

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Deanna Troi, half Betazoid, half Human ship counselor. The Next Generation. She used her telepathic powers to aid Captain Picard in alien negotiations and to sense fear and danger. Was romantically linked to Worf, the Klingon warrior, and to Commander Will Riker.

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Tasha Yar. The Next Generation. The tough, blonde, rebel with a past security chief. She was killed off by an alien resembling an oil slick. She later appeared as a cloned Romulan and also in an alter universe episode. And she had sexual relations with Commander Data, the human android.

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Major Kira Nerys. Deep Space 9. Former member of the Bajoran underground and now Captain Cisco’s right hand woman. Romantically linked to Odo, the shape shifting head of security on the space station.

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Jadzia Dax. Deep Space 9. Jadzia was a Trill, a species that had a symbiotic relationship with a worm like being. Dax was well over 300 years old, and was transplanted in many hosts, both male and female. She was romantically linked to the stations doctor, Julian.

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Ezri Dax. Deep Space 9. After Jadzia Dax was murdered, the Trill host, or symbiot survived and needed to be transplanted into a Trill host or also face death. Ezri, the young ambitious officer, never wanted to be joined with the Trill, but was the only host. She continued the rest of the series as a very confused, yet sexy Star Fleet officer.

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Captain Janeway. Voyager. Janeway, a seasoned captain is marooned in the Delta quadrant 75 years away from home. Her ship and crew must face terrible challenges alone. Janeway was romantically linked to Chakota, Commander and former leader of a rogue faction called the Marquee.

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B’Lanna Torres. Voyager. The half Klingon, half Human chief engineer of Voyager. Also a rebel Marquee fighter, and was romantically linked to both Chakota and ended up marrying Tom Paris, the crack pilot of Voyager.

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Kes. Voyager. Kes was a two year old Okampan alien from the Delta Quadrant. Her life span was 9 years and was romantically linked to the Talaxian Neelix, the holographic doctor, and to Tom Paris. She left the show in grand style saving the crew from the Borg and propelling them 20 years closer to home.

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Seven Of Nine. Voyager. Seven was assimilated by the Borg as a young girl and was finally freed by the crew of Voyager 20 years later. Even though she carries some remnant Borg hardware on her face and body, Seven emulated sexuality. She was romantically linked to Tom Paris and the holographic doctor.

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Hoshi Sato. Enterprise. Hoshi was a skilled linguist and accepted Captain Archers request to become communications officer for the first Warp 5 space ship. Her character never had a chance to develop any personal relationships but the best guess would be Malcolm, Tactical officer.

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T’Pol of Vulcan. Enterprise. T’Pol, the 66 year old Vulcan science officer was forced by the Vulcan high command to help the humans in their quest for space exploration. T’Pol made Star Trek history by having the first nude love scene with Trip, chief engineer.

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There you have it. The sexiest women of Star Trek. All 15 of them.

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9 Responses to “The Women of Star Trek”

  1. LOTGK said

    LOTGK
    I have to vote with T’Pol, sexiest Vulcan in the galaxy. 7 of 9 a close second.

    Lead Scientist –
    LOTGK you are nuts! 7 of 9 is the hottest character to ever appear in star trek. A vulcan can’t show any emotion and who wants that? Meanwhile a half borg half human who is just gaining her humanity back and wants to explore all her emotions including lust, wink wink, makes a much better choice.

    Gumby –
    I agree, t’pol of Vulcan is the hottest alien of not only Star trek, but all of science fiction programs.

    Valdunagan –
    Going with the blond, Yeoman Rand, what a rack she has, and face, and body, and she’s trained to serve.

    D-Advocate –
    7 of 9, amazing catsuit, and she’s Borg, which means she is used to being subservient. And the boobs, best boobs on television.

    LOTGK –
    Resistence is futile type of way….. It would suck when her family came over for dinner….

    Fish-On-A-Wall –
    What about the green woman, the one dancing around Kirk, dressed in almost nothing. She should be on the list.

    LOTGK
    Fish, you mean the Orion women, the seductive females who contol their men by secreting pheromones.
    Yes, she is beautiful, but not an integral part of the show. This is the leading women of Star Trek.

    Greg Brady –
    Being still in love with Marsha, I have to select Kes, the blond nearest in looks.

    LOTGK –
    As long as it wasn’t Alice the maid Greg!

    Evil-Lep –
    Tasha Yar, the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. And everyone knows what that means. She puts out baby. She even did the wild thing with Data.

    Max Jackl –
    If I had to choose, man that would be so cool, to be able to choose, I would select Ezri Dax. She’s over 300 years old, and 40 years from now, when I’m old and gray, she will still look like a 25 year old stripper.

    Bob Johnson –
    Duh! 7 of 9

    Uni –
    Janeway, then I’d make her command other women to visit our bed.

    Kirk –
    I had them all. Each had their own sensual qualities, but Yeoman Rand, what a slut she was. Red alert every time with her man.

    LOTGK –
    So Kirk, are you picking Yeoman Rand?

    LOTGK –
    So far, 7 of 9 leads with 3 votes, T’Pol and Yeoman Rand with 2 votes, and Kes, Tasha,
    Ezri, and Janeway all with one.

    Doooh_Head –
    My vote goes to Tasha Yar. Anyone who can have it out with a robot (Data) and live to tell about it, HAS to be friggin’ awesome! LOL

    LOTGK -

  2. Eng8te said

    7 of 9 Jeri Ryan hands down no question.
    Resistence is futlie.

  3. well, my favorite is Deanna Troi.

  4. amandzing said

    7/9 and Janeway are sooooooooo hot.

    i mean, i really enjoy their acting….

  5. LOTGK said

    I always thought the program was written leaning toward an affair with 7 and Janeway.
    Would have certainly boosted the ratings.

  6. amandzing said

    7 is clearly a capricorn, and janeway a leo. would never have worked….

  7. LOTGK said

    It could in the 24th century…

  8. SomeGuy said

    Why wasn’t Pulaski here?

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