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A Race Not Run
Posted by LOTGK on December 12, 2007
Giant Alien Almost Captured!
A Giant Alien was spotted in the race town of Bristol, Tennessee attempting to take in one of the races. With his defense down, the giant alien became a little to careless and was almost trapped and captured while viewing the event. panicking, he ran into a blind alley blocked by a tall fence laced with razor wire. As the townsfolk moved in, the Giant Alien was able to leap the fence and leave the townsfolk in the dust.
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Dupree said
Hahaha. That looks like Billy Mays the mighty putty pitchman.
LOTGK said
Damn, you are right Dupree. HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF MIGHTY PUTTER…
Sadly, one thing it cannot fix is a broken heart.
Gumby said
Where’s the sham wow guy when you need him?
LOTGK said
Getting beat up by a hooker in Miami.