Giant Aliens Begin Earth Assault

Giant Aliens Or Democrat Hopefuls

Giant Aliens, who are orbiting the planet, has dispatched an armada of giant automatons to engage humankind in their attempt to enslave the Earth.

The first wave of giant robots in full body armour have been spotted in Seattle, Washington. The Space Needle is the projected likely target. Grassy Knoll Institute intelligence, (If you can call it that) has deciphered several of the automatons names. The automaton on the left is named Vilsack and to the right of him is Sharpton. The big red one, facing backwards and waffling a tad, is Senator John Kerry. On his right is Richardson, Obama, Edwards, Biden, and the one with the blond wig which must be Hillary Clinton.

The Grassy Knoll Institute predicts the nation is in store for two tedious years of useless sound bytes and commercials.

The Grassy Knoll Institute will keep the nation informed as more details are made available.

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