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A Leg Or A Major Award

Posted by LOTGK on December 11, 2007


The Grassy Knoll Institute is officially jealous. Jimmy, fellow Institute scientist is proudly displaying his “Major Award” in his front window of his house.

Hopefully my darling loving wife Patty, (The money behind the Grassy Knoll Institute) reads this and puts the Leg Lamp on my Christmas list for next year. Never to early to start shopping.

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One Response to “A Leg Or A Major Award”

  1. LOTGK said

    Chica –
    How many of those were actually made? Are are they reproductions?

    Bitzky –
    This actually kinda freaks me out somehow… o.O

    LOTGK –
    I don’t know how many are in production, but I think it may have been a good many. Items from the movie, A Christmas Story, including the “Pink Nightmare” bunny pajama’s and ornament. Happy New Year Everyone!

    LOTGK –
    Luke, Kind of freaks you out? It’s not like you’re gonna shoot your eye out with it or anything….

    Ralphie –
    Where can I find one of these?

    LOTGK -
    Ralphie, I would suspect most major retail outlets had them for Christmas. I think you’ll be hard pressed to find them now however.

    jungljim69 -
    I am the proud owner of this MAJOR award, better known as the Italian FRA-gi-LE lamp. I hear my 50th birthday present compliments of my lovely banker (wife) will surely out do this award but ties into the theme??????

    jungljim –
    The Official Daisy Red Ryder B-B Gun is the next installment. Go to; http://www.spilsbury.com if you are interested in the lamp or B-B gun.

    LOTGK –
    I hope it’s the Pink Nightmare bunny pajama’s….LOL

    Chica -
    Holy bejeezus, I just looked here: http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=christmas+story+ lamp&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org. mozilla:en-US:official&hs=iVa&sa=X&oi=froogle&ct=title and the prices!?!? Insanity I must say…whomever got that was a lucky fella indeed.

    people always ask –
    why the hell would any one want that! its horrible!

    Squilla –
    I saw two of these next to each other in a shop window and it looked like legs wide apart wearing bloomers. EGAD!

    jungljim69 –
    people always ask, This fine piece of furniture is Americiana at it’s finest. Frank Lloyd Wright is rumored to have designed the original

    Bitzky –
    Well yeah, but… it’s a detached body part! Sorry, I know, I’m weird :D

    LOTGK –
    because its a major award people always ask….

    LOTGK –
    Jim, I do believe you are correct, it was a Frank Lloyd Wright original….

    LOTGK –
    Squilla, that sounds hilarious!!! Bitzky, would it be better if the leg were still attached? LOL

    jungljim69 –
    the word for today is legs! Help spread the word!

    Lead Grassy Knoll scientist –
    Let me tell you all. Working here at the LOTGK honestly costs an arm and a leg.

    LOTGK –
    Just for that comment Pat, you’re working overtime tonight…..

    LOTGK –
    As Jimmy pointed out, you can buy the leg lamp and other A Christmas Story gifts at the following link.
    Spillsbury.com
    And, they have the full size, three and a half foot leg lamp for sale at $199.00, Fragile crate not included.

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