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Giant Aliens Rocking Out

Posted by LOTGK on November 29, 2007

Secret Giant Alien Rest Area Located

In a tiny suburb of Shenandoah, Virginia, A Giant Alien rocking chair was found on the back porch of locals Beth and Alan.
The chair is made of an unknown wood but carved in a traditional classic design. The Grassy Knoll Institute has sent a team to Virginia to collect the chair for further study.

Also noted was a 175 pound turkey just to the left of the rocking chair. If captured, it would surely be put into the Guinness book of records…..Hey Alan, how you doin?

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2 Responses to “Giant Aliens Rocking Out”

  1. Malvy said

    Home for retired aliens. Is Michael jackson an alien? And the air he breathed was destroying his skin. its a theory.

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