UFO Crashes In Youngstown Parking Deck
Posted by LOTGK on November 27, 2007

UFO Crashes In Empty Mall Parking Deck
A large explosion was heard as dawn broke in the township of Boardman, Ohio, (A suburb of Youngstown) and an immense fireball was seen in the parking lot of the Southern Park Mall on Market Street and Route 224. The above photo was taken from a Grassy Knoll Institute operative while hovering in helicopter Grassy Knoll One.
The Institute has already learned a great deal from the crash site comparing the alien craft to another than it filmed just months ago hovering in the sky. Notice the similarities between the two photos. UFO In Flight. Notice the elongated apparatus extending from the center of both ships. (We believe it to be the weapons array)
The wreckage has been gathered, crated, and transported to the secret laboratory of the Institute where it hopes to shed some much needed light on the UFO mystery that has plagued our society for decades. Some local speculation referred to the 1947 Roswell UFO conspiracy and how both scenario’s are very similar.
On a side note, our investigators noticed that there were a few security light posts missing from their normal positions. We do not know as of yet if there is any connection to the UFO crash or not.
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Gumby said
For an intelligent alien species, they sure do have a lot of crashes.
LOTGK said
Maybe they were wearing thought screen helmets and were forced to crash….
Gumby said
Maybe the alien driver didn’t notice that the light hand changed.
LOTGK said
And blew his mind out in his car.
A day in the life,
of a Grassy Knoll Institute scientist.
GiDave said
Thanks for shedding some light on this conspiracy oh grassy one.
jamesy boy said
oh yes im sure it was carted off and takin away by the cia they always need an extra lightbulb in the pentigon
Ken Jones said
I knew we were not alone. Lol