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Matrix Revolutions

Posted by LOTGK on November 27, 2007

Giant Aliens Getting Cocky As They Attempt To Take Over World!

A Giant Alien imitates Morpheus from the hit movie “The Matrix” as he prepares to take on a heavily armed batallion of troops. As was done in the movie, the Giant Alien beckons to the troops with his right hand daring them to attack.

An instant later, the giant alien kicked the passing car and yelled out, “It is not a spoon.”

The Grassy Knoll Institute is attempting to decipher this coded message to better understand the giant aliens motives and intent.

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LURKING, THERE IS NO SPOON, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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One Response to “Matrix Revolutions”

  1. max stoner said

    June 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    can’t we all just get along !

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