Do You Sell Corn Dogs Here?

I was Walking past a store on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee the other day and this sign kind of hit me.
Do you think they sell corn dogs here?
As fate would have it, I decided to ask. “Yes, we do sell corn dogs here” the girl behind the counter said. “But it’ll be about 10 minutes until they are cooked”.
Disappointed I left without purchasing one. I thought to myself, if your sign says corndogs 5 times in a row, I would expect to be able to walk in and buy one right away. But that’s just me.

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