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JFK Assassination Anniversary
Posted by LOTGK on November 22, 2007
What Once Was… Camelot
Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked ’round and he’s gone.
Didn’t you love the things that they stood for?
Didn’t they try to find some good for you and me?
And we’ll be free
Some day soon, and it’s a-gonna be one day …
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
I thought I saw him walkin’ up over the hill, With Abraham, Martin and John.
Lyrics by Dion
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LEE LARSON said
NO, NO, YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. JFK WASN’T ASSASSINATED, HE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY SHOOTING HIMSELF TWICE WITH AN UNREGISTERED HANDGUN. *HEY, THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANY OTHER THEORY/CONCLUSION WE’VE HEARD! REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I MANAGED TO SHOOT ABE LINCOLN ALL BY MYSELF BACK IN 1865; I FLED THE AUTHORITIES IN A UFO AND HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN EVER SINCE. WOULDN’T HAVE SURVIVED IF BIGFOOT HADN’T HID ME OUT FOR 45 YEARS.
LOTGK said
I knew it had to do with time travel someway.
BTW, big foot saw his shadow, that means six more decades of hiding out.