Dracula Unemloyed No More
Posted by LOTGK on October 19, 2007
In an attempt to blend in with the human population, Giant Aliens are infiltrating normal everyday jobs right alongside regular people.
However, the Grassy Knoll Institute was tipped off by a local Halloween haunted house operation in Akron, Ohio. The owner operator of Akron’s House of Horrors noticed that the actor hired to play Dracula was amazingly tall. Dracula was so tall that he didn’t fit in the haunted house and in his coffin so the owner was forced to put him outside at the entrance to wave in customers from the road.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL