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Radio Signals From Space Recorded

Posted by LOTGK on October 16, 2007

The Arizona science observatory admitted to receiving an unexplained radio signal from deep space that could be taken as contact from an alien civilization.

The signal is originating from the Pisces and Aries constellations and has been confirmed that the it is not a repeating signal but emitting a sequence of binary equations. NASA and SETI already have a team of scientists pouring over the data in an attempt to decipher what the signal actually is.

The most popular theory is that it is simply a welcome beacon searching the galaxies for other intelligent life. The United States launched Voyager decades ago with the same hopes and aspirations. It seems that someone has actually phoned home.

Of course, other scientists are explaining away the signal as an unknown anomaly, astronomical phenomenon, or even feedback from the telescope itself.

This explanation is what the government is sticking with, feedback from an out of focus multi- million dollar telescope. The government understands that if word reached the public that a signal from another world was received it would cause panic and religious ramifications. So for now it is a malfunction. Until the secondary contact is received.

The Grassy Knoll Institute was lucky enough to obtain a copy of the signal. It was incoherent, but our cunning linguists were able to determine that the signal, or message was a reference to the Garden Of Eden. So far, this is what we have.

The first signal string was IN
The second signal string was AGODDA
The third signal string was DAVIDDA
The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are very excited about this astonishing information. And it only took them 17 minutes and 31 seconds to decipher the message.

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2 Responses to “Radio Signals From Space Recorded”

  1. gary said

    a man by the last name of cramer was the bass guitarist for iron butterfly, he also was a quantium physics professor that found a way to transmit radio signals faster than the speed of light many yrs ago.but also turned up missing many yrs ago with no trace, he told his dad that if that happened that he wasn’t dead but that there were people that didn’t want him to share his secret. iron butterfly is the group that played the song inagoddadividda. i believe his full name was phillip taylor cramer

  2. LEE LARSON said

    SORRY, BUT BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP FROM SOMEWHERE IN SPACE IS STILL JUST AN ENERGY PULSE. WE SHOULD BE THINKING OF WHAT ELSE IS IN THAT PART OF THE SKY FROM WHENCE COMES THE SIGNAL.

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