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Flu Shot Conspiracy
Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2007
Flu Shot Conspiracy
You can call the Grassy Knoll Institute paranoid but our staff will not be getting the Government flu shot this season.
This conspiracy theory begins with the well known phrase “Big brother is watching you and me.” What better way to implement mind control than by a free nationwide distribution flu shot to the mass population. Incredulous? Not really. Medicine and technology have been advancing in leaps and bounds and has outgrown our own morals. Surgery is now being performed with minute incisions, micro accurate lasers, and mini camera’s that are being used as the surgeon’s eyes to perform intricate procedures.
Since the Government likes to keep tabs on all us citizens with it’s census counters, it would make it a whole lot easier if we all had an identity chip implanted into our bodies. But would any of us willingly go along with this and allow the Government to inject us with a foreign substance that was designed to keep tabs on us and where we go, and for how long? Not likely.
So, a plan was needed to be implemented to appeal to the masses. After several scenario’s were discussed, the consensus was a nation wide flu shot every October. This way, millions of citizens would gladly line up and get the shot not knowing that they were actually getting their very own unique tracking chip that would stay forever in their body. You would have your very own UPC code implant.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has to ask, did the flu shot really help prevent you from getting sick? Many people that the Grassy Knoll Institute interviewed have said that even with the flu shot, they got sick with the same frequency as they did in the past without the flu shot. So, is the shot effective preventing the flu, or is it really just another Government ploy designed to tag and track the population?
This brings us to the ultimate guarded borders. Like metal detectors in airports or anti theft tags in department stores, any American citizen coming into our country would be secretly scanned and noted while illegal aliens who do not have the implant would be easily singled out and rejected at the border and sent back.
Part two of the conspiracy is a mind control agent also injected into your body through the guise of a flu shot. Again, the Government would like us to be all good little citizens and with the implant and the help of the media, could control our moods, desires, wants, and needs. That program on TV that you watched an hour ago, did it have a message for you?
Of course, there is a triple threat to the flu shot conspiracy. This one is not Government endorsed, but far more deadly. This is purely a public awareness announcement. The Grassy Knoll Institute in it’s paranoid state ponders this scenario. What type of terrorist attack would be most effective to inflict as much harm to the population of the United States? How about a deadly virus disguised as a flu shot? Who’s to say that the fluid being injected into your body is not tainted with a deadly bio-virus designed to lay dormant in your body for a 90 day period so symptoms would not appear until millions have been infected.
Call the Grassy Knoll Institute paranoid but our staff will not be getting the Government flu shot this season.
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John said
I totally agree with you on this. And I also believe the chemical trails being sprayed on the population by high-flying aircraft are somehow related to this. Some have suggested that the aluminum and barium that is in these trails is conditioning our bodies to accept the new flu agent. I am strongly against anything the government is passing out freely to the masses, plain and simple. People should beware and fight against this. Just look up in the sky and see what I’m talking about (and no, they are not contrails because they do not dissipate).
Gumby said
John, that sounds like the plot line to the new X-Files movie coming out in 2008.
FoxyTigress said
I wondered the same thing even before I found your post thru Google. I usually always have an incredibly, infallable, intuition.
I REFUSE to get a flu shot. Another weird thing is- everyone I know who has received the flu shot, keeps trying to convince me to get it too. Has anyone else experienced that? I don’t even remember the last time I had the flu. And why is there a “season” for it? How can there be a “flu-season”? Are there any other communicable diseases that have a “season”??
Don’t get the flu shot. It’s a bunch of BS.
mighty_ghost said
Well, I also do agree that its a bit strange for them receiving it for free (as Brad said: “I just find it EXCEPTIONALLY hard to believe no one is either:
). Or, we can recurr to the simpliest explanation… the society is divided in groups and in order to get to the utopia (something impossible), in their mind, we would have to “join” their group, otherwise, they’ll feel as if they’re alone…
A) profiting from this greatly or
B) We are guinea pigs yet again for something we don’t understand.”).
But I just think that the idea of being controled by the government is just pushing the bar too much (in my opinion).
Your friends or family that tells you to have the shot, just tell you that, beacuse they (may) feel protected and want you to be as them, don’t worry.. they just won’t turn into zombies and force you to get the flu shot (know here’s a great idea for a movie plot (or not)!
For example: I bet that, if you practice any sport, or have any friend practising sports, you/they have already invited someone to join your/their sport, and you/they are always nagging people to join it… Are you/they being controled by your/their team?
(I don’t think so)
LOTGK said
I was going to agree until your last sentence swayed me.
“(I don’t think so)”
mighty_ghost said
What? Do you really believe in the theory that they can control our mind, our mood, our desire, our will, just by implanting some chips through the flu shots?
If that was even remotely possible (to control brainwaves, by sending information directly to the brain), I think that nowadays, criminality, should be a thing from the past, or at least, almost from the past…
Ok.. I know.. they have some kind of interests in depopulate the country, but still… I don’t think that the U.S. would like to be on the top 30 of the world criminality charts…
By the way, artificial intelligence should have given much bigger steps, ages ago (when the vaccine came out, or shortly after that…)
LOTGK said
The government can and does many things without the public’s knowledge. Take for instance, the below paragraph. They can hide commands and suggestions right in plain sight with subliminal messages. Don’t for one second believe the government does anything for free or is out to help the good of the people without getting something in return. Read the sentence below.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
LOTGK said
I don’t believe it to be a mind control implant, but merely a tracking device, a personal GPS. What better way to keep tabs on it’s citizens.
mighty_ghost said
I do agree with you… The government might send some subliminal messages (I already heard about these in an youtube video, where they played backwards a Brittney Spears and a Rolling Stones song, among another, and I thought that it was a bit forced the way they expressed it… But when I saw your article about Paul Is Dead hoax (something that I had never heard about, before), I tried to hear the last part of Strawberry Fields, and when I did, I got myself a cold running through my spine…), I’ve heard that there was a Coca-Cola propaganda, in the cinema, where they put inside the movie a 5 millisecond advertisement where it said: “Drink Coke and eat our popcorn”, and they repeated this method all movie long… And it was impressive, how the selling of Coke and popcorn in the cinema had increased! Someone noticed it and I think that they banned that publicity (because in the end, it was pure publicity and not a brainwash), forever…
So, I think that they may control the american people minds, but not with a chip implanted via a flu shot, as many users have referred in this blog.
And even if they really implant a chip on you, to track you down, still, aren’t there people who don’t pay taxes?
And even if you say that those people o run from taxes, didn’t take the shot, what would that contribute to the government interest: depopulation (as many have already talked about in here)?
LOTGK said
True!
eric said
That reminds me of the STTNG episode where some
visitor arrives aboard the Enterprise and starts
showing everyone a special pair of glasses that
somehow stimulates their brain’s pleasure center.
Slowly, the whole crew starts walking around wearing
the glasses and most of the Enteprise’s resources
are converted to production of these glasses.
Finally, Riker (or was it Wesley) is strapped down
and they try to put the glasses on him and get him
to play the game (the glasses have some “heads up”
display game) that releases the pleasure signals.
LOTGK said
I know that one, it was the Ashley Judd episode.
Larkenhammer said
I completely agree with FoxyTigress. I have never received the so-called “flu vaccination” and I only got the flu about 3 times in the last 12 YEARS. Everyone who champions this “flu vaccination” are unusually fanatic about it, and lo and behold, continue to get sick with the flu.
Anonymous said
I have never had the flu so why take a shot for something I have never had.
LOTGK said
A very valid point.
Larkenhammer said
I should also add, they claim tens of thousands die each year from the flu. I believe there is a CDC report that claims 36,000 since 2002. so if that is the basic number, you are looking at about 150,000 since then, not to mention the time “before the flu vaccinations being modern” lol yeah right.
In my entire life I have never known of anyone whatsoever, or even heard of someone who knew someone, who died of the flu. It’s a scam. And when these ppl get the flu how do they treat it? the same way as everyone else, the difference being they had the “vaccination” and live…geez, so do ppl who didn’t have it.
They should do a study and see truly how many have died from the flu (were they elderly? already sick from something else, like AIDS?). It’s a scam.
Anonymous said
i had a family member and a close friend who both died from the flu and its resulting consequences. don’t be so ignorant.
LOTGK said
I am sorry to hear that. However, getting the flu shot or not getting it was not the point here. My point is / was that I am not getting the flu shot for the reasons stated above.
LOTGK said
Just reported, tens of thousands of flu shot doses have been recalled.
Would hate to have a bad batch injected into me.
WKnapik said
I totally buy into this and actually came to the same conclusion at my own blog, but treated it a bit more flippantly because I thought I was the only person who could ever think of that.I’ve never had a flu shot and am none the worse for wear as a result.I did get the flu once, but recovered in just a few days.I even went to work while I was sick.Our bodies come with an immune system designed for just this kind of thing.The flu shot is completely pointless.
Brad said
Yea call me crazy but I have had this theory for years and I just made a post about it as well. I have told everyone to stay away from it. My kids will NEVER get one, and my parents have promised to never get one.
I have a very strange feeling about it. No one does anything for nothing. The Navy did experiments in the 1950s, dumping toxins over San Francisco. It is believed to have killed dozens with cancer. The US government is known for biological weapons testing. I just find it EXCEPTIONALLY hard to believe no one is either:
A) profiting from this greatly or
B) We are guinea pigs yet again for something we don’t understand.
Stay away from the flu shot.
Fernando Sanchez said
The time have come to do something about it if there is people that are willing to infect and kill its citizens we need to defend ourselves by any means necessary…..
Hahaha said
Here kitty, kitty, kitty….
pox said
I have never had a flu shot in my life and refuse to get one.
Over the years, every time I’ve visited the ER I’m asked if I’ve ever had one and when I say no, usually, the doctor will lean back and nod his head like he’s privileged to inside information. Paraonia? Maybe, but I’m 51, haven’t had the flu in over 10 years, and don’t see the need to start getting a flu shot now.
Rick F. said
Wow I had no idea it was this bad. I usually just tell everyone I know that they shouldn’t get the flu shot even if they didn’t ask my opinion. But this is so much worse I think I’ll just have to start campaigning grass roots style until this aggression is stopped.
And can anyone point me in the direction of a few good sites about flouride?
-Rick
ahrcanum said
The cdc redily admitted the flu shot wasn’t working and suggested avoiding tamiflu.
LOTGK said
I understand the high risk people getting the flu shot but not everyone. Seriously, what better way for a terrorist attack than contaminating our medical supplies especially the flu shot that millions of people line up to receive each year. imagine if the contaminate was time released, say, for 2 weeks before symptoms appeared. That would allow millions to be infected before the CDC knew the vaccine was tainted. Millions of people dead. That is one hell of a terrorist attack.
And by posting this, I’m sure the CIA and FBI and several other forms of secret government agencies will be reading my blog a little more closely than they usually do.
billbob said
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSN18408345
The World is Ridiculous said
The fact is that there is absolutely no hard evidence that the flu shot actually works in any way. My biology teacher in college last year taught us all about vaccines according to the curriculum, and continuously emphasized that flu vaccines are bad for the individual, and the population. Also, my family doctor agreed with me when I said that I think it`s detrimental to your immune system. The amount of top professionals who oppose the vaccines are massive in number. The World Health Organization is the most corrupt organization there is; they claim agents such as thimerosol and squalene are perfectly safe. The fact is, squalene is safe, but NOT via injection. As for thimerosol, you don`t have be a genius to realize that putting something that is half mercury in your blood stream can`t be anything but unhealthy. People MUST come to the realization that there is a large interest in depopulation, and it is a FACT that flu vaccines are simply a selection pressure on the viruses. Anyone with true scientific knowledge who is being completely honest will tell you that flu vaccines will cause a major problem in the future. Its up to you though; You can believe that the governments of the world are making a bad mistake, or you can realize the truth. The truth is that flu vaccinations and pandemic vaccinations are tools of depopulation. At best, everything will be okay for many years to come, but at some point it`s detrimental effects on the world population will be apparent.
LOTGK said
And that my friends is why I publish the Grassy Knoll Institute.
TheTruth said
you are all fucking retarded. this site is a waste of time. jesus christ you people need help.
LOTGK said
And so the Truth returns. If such a waste of time, why then do you continue to return, read the posts, and then comment? Methinks it’s the assclown Troll in your blood. You cannot help yourself.
Anonymous said
By your words…I believe your the one who sounds ignorant/retarded. And see you must of had the flu shot…your brainwashed already lol and you prob voted for George W. bush also.
Well the truth said…..get back with me one day if you dont have alzheimers that is from your flu shot. And your prob the one who needs help…why else would you post such a mean comment calling people retarded etc…when you could of just read these comments and moved on with your life without having to be an ass. I bet you dont like your self very much…….its the flu shot buddy….jk …but your an idiot and i hope you didnt reproduce.
LOTGK said
The Truth,
He is a troll that skips into town now and again and just makes ignorant incoherent remarks and then leaves. Typical Troll.
TheTruth said
Explain to me how polio and measles have vanished? Vaccines, you dumb fucks.
LOTGK said
I just wish they had a vaccine for Ass hat Trolls like you.
Anonymous said
Its called giving us hope…Who needs measles and polio anymore…when we have cancer in every form dumb ass (the truth said)
Anonymous said
“The truth”Polio and measels vanished bc…its a disguise to give us hope…who needs measels etc anymore when we have new diseases like cancer of every form now to depopulate.
TheTruth said
Way to respond to my polio and measles thread. Also, maybe another guy was on here as TheTruth, but this is the first time I visited this hole. You are a moron, the majority of these people are morons. I can come at you with facts, you come at me with bullshit circumstantial hoopla that holds no weight. Jesus christ, I guess there is no cure for stupid.
LOTGK said
Ahhh, excuse me there Mister Truth. Apparently you didn’t notice, or perhaps couldn’t comprehend that the Grassy Knoll Institute is a humorous blog site. Everyone here knows it’s a parody and entertainment except for you.
After all, you are reading the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory powered by a really good tasting corned beef sandwich.
But yes, please, if you feel so compelled to come at me with facts, then by all means, entertain me.
TheTruth said
Also, your comment about the vaccine injecting a tracking device is fucking retarded. The liquid in the vaccine contains no transmitter, get a fucking life.
Source: BS, MSIS, PhD in Information Systems.
LOTGK said
Whoops, it looks like you failed in your research. Perhaps you should have started with the source, the grassy knoll institute, home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. A humor and entertainment blog.
You are still an ass clown, second class.
TheTruth said
Some ass clown told me about this site and they thought it was real, so I came on here. It’s a stupid site. Now I imagine you will come back and say “well if it is so stupid, why are you here?”. My presence doesn’t nullify the stupidity of this site, it bothers me.
You are and always will be General of the Ass Clowns. Go fuck yourself, you’re not on my level.
LOTGK said
Just because you cannot comprehend and were hoodwinked into believing it was a “Real” conspiracy site, it doesn’t make the site stupid, just you.
And thank goodness no one is on your level. You stand alone ass clown second class.
Mr Me said
Welcome to the clown show. Get a life.
LOTGK said
Poor Mr Me. You got hoodwinked. You thought this was a serious conspiracy.
OK, everyone laugh now.
Anonymous said
The Truth does bring up a valid point about polio and measles…
LOTGK said
Anon,
Understand that this is a humorous site. (Hopefully anyway) and The Truth got hoodwinked into believing otherwise. He became angry as trolls normally do and lashed out.
TheTruth said
Now while you may understand that this site is a parody, look at the fucking morons in this thread (ie, pox, foxy, lark, fernando), they buy into this bullshit.
LOTGK said
Here’s a secret Ass Clown Second Class Truth, yes, most of the people here do know it’s a humorous site. Just not you. And now, you are attempting to save what little face you have left and begin slinging insults.
That is why you are a second class ass clown.
Gumby said
Does assclown the Truth realize the more he writes, the more stupid, if thats possible, he looks. Say no to drugs truth.
LOTGK said
I think the Truth can’t handle the truth.
PS. That’s a play on words The Truth.
Secret said
What if the government is counting on the folks who distrust the government NOT to have the shot? What if this is going to be an exercise to get rid of the ‘trouble-makers’?
LOTGK said
Excellent theory. Sort of like, You are either with us or against us. All in or nothing.
Dark Knight Bob said
Statistics for 2010 showed a 95% increase in correlation between consipracy site believers and death from the common cold.
Scientists with big qualifications stated “misinformation like this always seems to filter out the weak ones”
this increase has also caused the sales of tinfoil to increase exponentially.
LOTGK said
See, so I am helping in some sort of misguided way.
Modest Me said
Do any of you have any spare tin foil hats lying around? I need to borrow one. I swear I can hear them in my head. Can’t you?
LOTGK said
If you had read the section on Thought Screen Helmets, you would realize that tin foil hats offer absolutely zero protection from alien encounters.
Mr Me said
You guys are idiots, plain and simple. My guess is most of you are individuals who are looking for excuses in life, to fullfill insecurites. Welcome to the clown show.
LOTGK said
Introducing Mr Me as the lead role in the re-enactment of the last days of Bozo the clown.
nykmgr said
You are right this is a conspiracy but not about putting micro chips into everyone just a money grabbing scheme. Think of it this way: Pharmacies make over $2billion a year in flu medication. What better way to spread a none lethal illness that requires you to take their medication then to have about 1/3 of the United States population to willing spread the flu. All the vaccine is is a small amount of the flu. Just enough for your system to fight it but also just enough for you to spread it to everyone you come in contact with for the next few weeks. Then after you spread it your fellow employees get it and take it home then their kids get it and spread it to their schools then their friends get it and take it home to their parents and then a few months later one of your childrens friends parent happen to work with you and they bring it back to work after your vaccine has worn off or the virus mutated (which the flu does) and then you get it anyway. AND THE PHARMACUETICALS make their billions…
Then to top it off when people stop taking their shots because they are onto the scam or they just can’t afford it (like this year) they pretend that a new deadly virus is out there to scare you into taking them.
catgirlp0wer said
Right on! This makes more sense, and I feel that by taking your vitamins, and drinking water (ditch the soda), and washing your hands, and exercising a bit daily..helps your immune system guard you against these government engineered bugs/super bugs. Beware of soylent green….
LOTGK said
Your comment is good advice for any time, swine flu season or not.
Mister Freeze said
Just one thing.
Bwahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Haha, oh. Oh wait, you’re serious?
That’s even funnier!
Bwahahahaha!
This site is always great for a good laugh. I love this website. What’s next? The government is keeping bigfoot a secret because bigfoot pays the government millions of dollars?
I just can’t wait!
Daniel said
Wow, i actually thought you were being serious. Then again, there are a lot of idiots who actually believe something like this … In fact, I first heard this theory from my mother… who seemed to believe it completely.
LOTGK said
Seriously!
Quit calling me Shirley.
Anonymous said
Its people like you, who the govt depend on who think so small and only see what is right in front of them like food, sex, monday night football and material posessions and that people like you cant grasp or even comprehend that the govt would ever do such things. Money is the root of all evil, and believe me ther are things happing out there that your puny mind couldnt and wouldnt be able to comprehend. Bigfoot is not real and not even a good comparison to this…….Bwahahahahah…what the hell is that? Not any sign of intelligence thats for sure.
LOTGK said
These people are already conditioned to step in line, follow orders, and go about their daily lives as if nothing is wrong. George Orwell anyone?
Rick said
I dont buy the whole conspiracy thing. If they are “infecting” the U.S population than they are also infecting their friends, families etc (not to mention future presidents – SO-ON). People just read and watch a little too much T.V . I’m not saying the goverment is innocent but I think if they really wanted to infect us they would find a less obvious way than by injecting us.
LOTGK said
Rick, please define who you think “They” are?
gremlin said
I doubt it’s anything like tracking device or the like, I seriously doubt it’s anything more than saline, my concern is the set-up “You’re in danger, people die, get this shot” a few generations of getting the “sheep” to line up all on their own, then when the technology comes about, you wouldn’t think twice and just line up.
LOTGK said
This is what I am saying, people will be comfortable with the flu shot, and then BAM!
Nikkie said
Ive done alot of research on the the flu shot and other vaccines here’s some stuff you may find interesting…
It actually weakens amune system
vaccine makers report problems in the blood, immune system, brain, lungs, and joints. One researcher claims that there is 10 times as much Alzheimer’s Disease in older people regularly getting the shot versus those who get no or few flu shots.
a tripling of the numbers of children suffering with learning disabilities, ADHD, asthma, diabetes, autism, rheumatoid arthritis, inflammatory bowel disease
A practitioner, Dr. W. B. Clark of Indiana, says that “Cancer was practically unknown until compulsory vaccination with cowpox vaccine began to be introduced. I have had to deal with at least two hundred cases of cancer, and I never saw a case of cancer in an unvaccinated person.”
The same situation holds true for nearly all other diseases including diphtheria, measles, rubella, mumps and whooping cough. In virtually all of these diseases, the incidence was dropping dramatically before the introduction of the vaccine. And since the introduction of the vaccine, close to 100% of all cases of the disease are in individuals who have been vaccinated for that particular disease, proving clearly, that vaccinations are not effective and they often cause the very disease they are supposed to prevent.
In 1976 more than 500 people who received their flu shots were paralyzed with Guillain Barre Syndrome, a sudden-onset paralysis that can be fatal.
There is also a suspicious correlation between seasonal outbreaks of Legionnaire’s disease and the inoculation with flu vaccines.
Dr. John Seal of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease says that “Any and all flu vaccines are capable of causing Guillain Barre.”
flu shots can cause Guillain-Barré syndrome and other rare complications — or something unrelated, such as a cervical disk problem in your neck.
coincidence? I think not…
LOTGK said
For me, I wonder what would happen if a terrorist group ever had control of the flu shot medicine. Imagine the millions of people it would kill. That is why I DO NOT get the flu shot.
Common Sense said
It’s spelled IMMUNE. Not amune. You sound like a legit source. Lol
My the way, measles, mumps, rebulla, and whooping cough have ALL GONE DOWN thanks to vaccines. Whooping cough used to be everywhere. Have you ever heard about anyone having it today?
You have terrible sources.
“I never saw a case of cancer in an unvaccinated person”. Probably cause they already DIED from a contagious disease before they could develop something chronic like cancer. Or, this guy is full of shit.
Even if what you said happened in 1976 is true, it’s still an isolated incident. Vaccines and drugs are constantly being improved, and sometimes they come out with unwanted side effects and so are swiftly taken off the market so it can be eliminated. This is not proof of any vaccine conspiracy. It’s just proof that back in the 70′s, the drug approval process wasn’t strict enough, as it is today.
How about you find a different hobby. Like say… one that doesn’t involve contributing to bullshit conspiracies or worsen public health?
LOTGK said
“It’s spelled IMMUNE. Not amune. You sound like a legit source. Lol
My the way, “
Not to judge, but,
Shouldn’t it be By the way instead of My the way?
Anonymous said
I never thought about the flu shot keeping tabs on us, but i do now. My conspiracy about it was population controll…maybe that 1 in 10,00 are injected with a deadly disease such as Cancer, Alzheimers, etc.
LOTGK said
With our government, anything is possible.
Anonymous said
Ive never gotten flu shot, and i never get sick. Havnt in 10+ years. Guess I have a strong immune system. Only the strong survive!
The flu shot being free, makes me skeptical. Its usually all about the money in this country…and why isnt all health care free then????
LOTGK said
I have done studies with a small sample set of people, 3000 participated who got the flu shot and then actually got the flu shot compared to 3000 people who did not get the flu shot and got the flu. The truth is stranger than fiction, the results were less than five percent of each set.
This tells me that the flu shot has to be for something more. No way the government is spending this kind of money to eliminate just 5% of flue cases. There must be another reason.
Anonymous said
I will defiantly never get the flu shot, my cousin got one once and became allergic to eggs for three months. doesn’t even seem possible, so there has to be something else in them, and the government is probably only dumping money it to free flu shots as a way to look good and avoid taxes on the money they take in
LOTGK said
Whatever the reason, the government is certainly up to something. noting the government gives out is free.
Common Sense said
Wow, people will believe anything.
I can only assume that none of you morons have studied medicine.
LOTGK said
People will not believe anything. People will not believe that the Earth is flat. Or that Catholic nuns are nice. Or that cats can be trained to use the toilet. However, we all believe ass clown trolls like yourself will attempt to stir up trouble.
nev said
why cant we all just get along!! lol
LOTGK said
Agreed. Although, it’s exactly what the government wants us all to do. Become docile sheep.
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Claude Raymond said
Hi Lotgk,
Thanks for the info, I am pretty sure the swine flu is a govt conspiracy and they created it so they could use the “vaccine” to brain wash all of us.
I’ll be back to read more next time
david hefner said
I AM A VETERAN AND ALWAYS REFUSE FLU SHOTS WHEN OFFERED. I TELL THE NURSE ABOUT THE THEORY AND SHE TELLS ME SHE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BULLSHIT. SUCH RESPONSE WOULD BE COMPARED TO A PERSON WORKING IN MCDONALDS AND NEVER SEEN A HAMBURGER.
LOTGK said
Alas, some people just don’t read the grassy Knoll Institute.
Hey Hefner, can you get me an invite to the Playboy Mansion?
JerryIMM said
Now it prevents heart attack and stroke, too: http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealth/shot-prevents-heart-attacks. Next thing you know, it will clean your toilets, raise your kids, and go to work for you.
LOTGK said
But it won’t do windows.
Anonymous said
You people sound incredibly ignorant and retarded. Flu vaccine a conspiracy? Lol.. Just like 9/11 is a conspiracy right?
LOTGK said
Usually I don’t reply to trolls hiding behind an anonymous screen name but no, you are wrong.
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LOTGK said
Ahh sweet Loretta, are you wearing your low neck sweater?
SuzRulez said
I found this website simply because of the media outcry again for this being the worst outbreak season of the flu virus again and I almost bought into it and took the whole family out to get vaccinated but believe it or not the appointments for the day were full, meaning they had signed up way too many people already for the day. That got to me think let me look this up. Thanks for the sight. I too dont believe anything that my big screen puts out there unless of course it says do it because SNOOKIE said so! (kidding completely). All joking aside how do I subscribe to your site? I find it funny and fascinating all rolled into one.
LOTGK said
Thanks for reading and commenting. You can easily subscribe via RSS in your browser or from the blog itself by navigating about three quarters down on the right side until you see the link and icon to RSS and Twitter follow links.
tonyB. said
Ive been around for 58 yrs and in all that time have had the “flu” twice so far as I know. I went to work and carried on in spite of it, felt lousy for 3 or 4 days and then got better. Never had a flu shot and yet I know dozens of people that swear by the crap and they all end up sick as dogs. I’m suspect of anything the government does for free,Far as I’m concerned, I don’t know what the hell is in that syringe and nobody seems to be able to tell you including most doctors except to say that every vaccine is tailored to fight a specific type of infection.So much for the modern technique of not answering the question. How do you have a hundred and twenty million doses of something ready for an infection you have yet to identify????????????? Back in the day where I come from we called it BULL****!!!! Like that wily old indian said to the carpetbagger in The Outlaw Josey Wales, “You drink it!!”
LOTGK said
Excellent comment. Your logic is impeccable.