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Giant Alien Saw

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2007

giant alien saw

Photographic Evidence That Giant Aliens Exist

The Grassy Knoll Institute discovered a giant saw blade at the center of a small city in Japan. Eye witnesses said the saw blade fell several hundred feet from a huge hovering saucer shaped alien craft. Amazingly, it stuck blade down in the earth.

The Grassy Knoll Institute estimates the owner of the giant alien blade exceeds 1200 feet in height with an average weight of 40,000 pounds.

The blade itself is made of a metallic material unknown to man and cannot be dented or cut and thus will remain buried in the ground.

The residents only hope of removal is for another visit from the giant aliens coming back to retrieve their missing tool.

If that happens, the Grassy Knoll Institute will be there to report the outcome.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3 Responses to “Giant Alien Saw”

  1. LOTGK said

    Previous Comments…

    Frenchie – Posted 12/18/2006
    I think I saw that saw just the other day while at the playground riding the seesaw.

    LOTGK – Posted 12/18/2006
    Do you think you saw the saw, or did you really see the saw?
    Sometimes, Giant alien objects are not always what they appear to be…..

    LOTGK – Posted 4/23/2007
    test co comments

    Baggs – Posted 6/18/2007
    Now thats cutting the competition.

    question – Posted 7/9/2007
    so is this where it all began, the first post, the first entry, of the grassyknoll.

    LOTGK – Posted 7/9/2007
    No Q, it is not. The first ever post was the Kennedy Assassination. However, concerning the Giant alien entries, I do believe this was the first installment.

  2. Giant-Stalker said

    I was looking for my saw.
    Nice site. Very funny, original.
    I laughed, I cried, I ordered take out.

  3. Dude said

    So this is what started the giant aliens watch. I am proud to comment.

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