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Real Father Of Anna Nicole Smiths Baby

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2007

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I am the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby daughter Danielyn. Anna was so easy, even I could do her.

Geico insurance is preparing a commercial to air during sweeps week.

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3 Responses to “Real Father Of Anna Nicole Smiths Baby”

  1. LOTGK said

    Chica – Posted 3/31/2007
    THAT my friend is ingenius!

    Howard – Posted 3/31/2007
    Lol. Now that is funny. I wonder if Geico will air that commercial.

    LOTGK – Posted 4/1/2007
    This just in, Anna Nicole Smith is still dead.

    Micro – Posted 4/2/2007
    So easy, even Howard K. Stern can do her.

    GIDave – Posted 4/3/2007
    From the looks of all the stories about her, she was thought of as a trophy, someone to sleep with as a sort of prize. I wouldn’t be surprised that everyone got a turn on the Anna ride. That is why so many people are claiming to be the father.

    Gumby – Posted 4/3/2007
    BTW, that is LOTGK in the picture.

    LOTGK – Posted 4/3/2007
    Can’t be Gumby, I have gray hair. And. I’ll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.

    Caveman – Posted 4/7/2007
    Sort of looks like Howard K. Stearn back in his college days.

    Lead Scientist – Posted 4/11/2007
    First thing Larry Birkhead said after learning the paternity test named him the biological father!!!
    I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

  2. Alan Danner said

    Did they ever solve this case.

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