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Hillary Clinton Sans Make Up

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2007

With the presidential election race heating up with many candidates jockeying for position and air time, it was just about time for things to get nasty and ugly. A very unflattering photo of Hillary Clinton sans make-up is circulating the Internet like flying monkeys. Ms. Clinton refused to comment other than to say, “We’re not in Arkansas anymore!” Former president and husband Bill Clinton was over heard saying in a low tone to his advisor, “I thought dropping a house on her sister would have slowed downed her political aspirations.”

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One Response to “Hillary Clinton Sans Make Up”

  1. LOTGK said

    April 1, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Chica – Posted 3/31/2007
    Thats one ugly witch!

    Gumby – Posted 3/31/2007
    Now we know why slick willy cheated.

    LOTGK – Posted 3/31/2007
    Perhaps Hillary is indicating with her left hand just how much Bill loved her, or, err, just how big Bill’s love for her was….

    Gumby – Posted 3/31/2007
    Maybe that’s why she’s a witch.

    Political_Phil – Posted 4/3/2007
    Oh great, now congress will be full of flying evil monkeys. Oh wait, already happened.

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